Worst Movie you saw all the way through

[roquat]

Worst Movie you saw all the way through#1

Posted: 12/31/06 at 5:24pm

Related to the thread about "worst movie you walked out on"--this is your personal bid for Worst Freaking Movie of All Time--which you know because you suffered all the way through it. And I'm not talking SHOWGIRLS or ISHTAR fun-bad--just BAD.

I have three candidates (I think this is harder to choose than a "best movie")--

ROMANTIC COMEDY--Early '80s abomination (and prime example of false advertising, as it is anti-romantic and humorless) that pairs Dudley Moore with Mary Steenburgen. Vomiting yet? I had the exact same reaction to this film as critic Pauline Kael--I didn't walk out because the movie actually drained me of the strength needed to get up and leave.

CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK--Screechy, ugly, completely incoherent sci-fi fantasy which makes you feel as if your head is being ground through the floor. Being a Dame of the British Empire does not guarantee dignified film roles, as poor Judi Dench demonstrates with her performance as an ectoplasmic sage-spirit who at one point is CAPTURED AND CHAINED UP (couldn't she just float through the chains and disappear?) I passed the time hoping Dame Judi kept a journal during the making of this one.

LAST YEAR AT MARIENBAD--60s French "art movie" (not art, and hardly a movie) in which glamorous French world-weary types alternate between striking department-store mannequin poses and redundant arguments about whether they met last year at Marienbad (or Fredericksbad, or Baden-Salsa, or...). For insomniacs resistant to treatment. I'm not kidding--people barely MOVE in this movie, they just stand in tableaux while the camera pans around them and disembodied voiceovers babble on about the meaningless of existence. (I only WISH I could prove this movie didn't actually exist.)

I ask in all honesty/What would life be?/Without a song and a dance, what are we?/So I say "Thank you for the music/For giving it to me."

[Yankeefan007]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#2

Posted: 12/31/06 at 5:31pm

MY GIANT

[catharsis]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#2

Posted: 12/31/06 at 5:40pm

Vanilla Sky. Absolutely horrific.

[StephenSondheimWHOO]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#3

Posted: 12/31/06 at 5:48pm

KING ARTHUR the new one with Keira Knightly

[aspen]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#4

Posted: 12/31/06 at 6:34pm

Saw : I don't see why anyone thought this movie was good enough to merit a sequel. If someone here has any idea, please enlighten me :)

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[Fabrizio2]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#5

Posted: 12/31/06 at 6:34pm

CROSSROADS

[JerseyGirl2]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#6

Posted: 12/31/06 at 6:35pm

catharsis, Vanilla Sky was my first thought upon seeing this title.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

[Raviolisun]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#7

Posted: 12/31/06 at 6:41pm

MAJOR PAYNE. Just...absolutely the worst movie I've ever seen. And let me tell you, it is really hard for me to hate movies.

One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...


It was awesome. - theaterkid1015

[mattnyc2]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#8

Posted: 12/31/06 at 6:44pm

Sweet Home Alabama.

I knew this was going to be horrible from the previews, but my partner really wanted to go so I indulged him. It was as if they crammed every single romantic comedy cliche into a diabetese inducing crapfest. Love Reese Witherspoon but even she couldn't save this turkey.

[Rose_MacShane]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#9

Posted: 12/31/06 at 6:50pm

Resident Evil. When the only movies your friends like are ones based on video games, you sit through a lot of craptacular flicks...

http://community.livejournal.com/ltd_brands_suck/

[hannahshule]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#10

Posted: 12/31/06 at 7:36pm

Stealth. Need I say more?

~And let us try, before we die, to make some sense of life~

[la la la leah]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#11

Posted: 12/31/06 at 7:55pm

over the hedge.
yes the animated one about animals trying to eat food so the big bad bear wont eat them all.

ick.

"When you wish upon a star, you just might become one."

[Kitzarina]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#12

Posted: 12/31/06 at 8:41pm

The Blue Lagoon. I want those 2 hours of my life back NOW!

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

[ToBeingAnUsForOnce]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#13

Posted: 12/31/06 at 9:23pm

A Walk to Remember

And all my stupid friend could say during the movie was "omg Mandy Moore is SO pretty!"

[*brina-doll*]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#14

Posted: 12/31/06 at 10:36pm

Eish, I hate A Walk to Remember, that sucks with a freaking passion. I also LOATHE Bride and Predjudice, that was awful.

Your aspirations are your possibilities-Samuel Johnson (and a little help from nomdeplume)

[think_of_me2007]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#15

Posted: 12/31/06 at 10:47pm

"Saw : I don't see why anyone thought this movie was good enough to merit a sequel. If someone here has any idea, please enlighten me :)"

I haven't seen the first one, but I was unlucky enough to be forced to watch, and sit through, Saw II

[gavrochegirl]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#16

Posted: 12/31/06 at 11:11pm

Stuck On You.

What the puck?!

[EverythingIsRENT]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#17

Posted: 12/31/06 at 11:20pm

"Eish, I hate A Walk to Remember, that sucks with a freaking passion"

are you friggin kidding me, that movie is the best!! I adore it and watch it all the time. You guys are craaaaazy!!

Sunchips: Best Kept Secret in the chip aisle!!

[geekgirl06]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#18

Posted: 12/31/06 at 11:25pm

Catwoman, hands down. I am sooo glad I saw that for free, because if I had paid for that I don't think I would be here typing this.

Dancing through life... For the next ten minutes

[justagirl2]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#19

Posted: 12/31/06 at 11:27pm

Crossroads...which, for some reason, I now own.

Raise Your Voice with Hilary Duff. That movie was just obnoxious!

[gavrochegirl]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#20

Posted: 12/31/06 at 11:41pm

I forgot about Raise Your Voice! They played that on the flight to WDW last year. Ughhh...

What the puck?!

[spiderdj82]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#21

Posted: 12/31/06 at 11:59pm

Trust me on this. "Miami Vice" is the SINGLE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

[Type_A_Tiff]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#22

Posted: 1/1/07 at 12:01am

Hostel

UGH.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[BroadwayChica]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#23

Posted: 1/1/07 at 12:04am

Pay It Forward is the worst movie I've ever seen.

[NathanLaneStalker]

re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through#24

Posted: 1/1/07 at 12:21am

I'm just going to name movies that I hate.

Phantom of the Opera.......

"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey