Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#50re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 1/1/07 at 6:12pm
GOING OVERBOARD with Adam Sandler.
Sample Joke: "Miss Australia said that I smell like pizza! Kill her!" "Did she mean a cheese pizza?"
worrell4077
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/04
#51re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 1/1/07 at 6:26pm
Batman Forever and Batman and Robin- Dear God, both films were just god awful and Schumacer basically brought the films back to the campy 60s tv show, and the whole casting of Arnold as Mr.Freeze in Batman and Robin was just wrong.
Napoleon Dynamite-I did not laugh once during the entire film
Superman Returns- It was more of a chick flick than a comic book action film. Batman Begins was so much better
Hulk and Fantastic Four- I hated both and sadly both are getting sequels; The only Marvel comics that were great as films were Spiderman, X-Men, and Blade. I so hope Ghost Rider is good.
The Ring- Not scary, didn't deserve a sequel
Darkness Falls- Stupid and pointless
#52re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 1/1/07 at 7:23pm
worrell, i completely agree with superman returns, i was SO dissapointed upon seeing this film. FAARRRRR too much...uhm...'girliness' in it.
'blast through the past' with brendan frasier...i don't think i ever wanted to die more than i did when i was stuck in a theatre watching this movie.
actor
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/06
#54re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 3/31/08 at 9:20pmWe Own the Night. It was SOOOOO bad, its ridiculous.
#55re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 3/31/08 at 9:28pmIt's probably not THE worst, but of the more recent bad movies out there, AUGUST RUSH is high on the list.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#56re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 3/31/08 at 9:36pm
The remake of Bedazzled with Brendan Fraser.
homophobic, unfunny, offnesive and pointless.
I usually find some redeeming valus in every movie, regardless how bad. But there was not one single element in this film that was even remotely worthwhile.
mauriposa
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
#57re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 3/31/08 at 9:38pm
Mine is Tristan & Isolde, mainly because I study the medieval text it's supposedly based on.
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#58re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 3/31/08 at 9:44pmThe 5th Harry Potter movie.
#59re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 3/31/08 at 9:44pm
Definitely agree with everything you said about the BEDAZZLED re-make with Brendan Fraser.
HOSTEL (I was on a date and he wanted to see it... he wasn't worth it)
MAID IN MANHATTAN/THE WEDDING PLANNER (Jennifer Lopez' romantic comedies are just not romantic or funny)
MY SUPERGIRLFRIEND or whatever that movie with Uma Thurman is called.
RUNNING WITH SCISSORS (not only the worst but the most disappointing)
BEAUTY SHOP
THE ISLAND (I almost fell out of love with Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson because of this movie)
THE DEPARTED (yeah, I said it)
#60re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 3/31/08 at 9:47pmOVER HER DEAD BODY with Eva Longoria. Possibly the worst movie I have ever seen.
#61re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 3/31/08 at 9:56pmI loved Hostel and The Departed, but I do agree with you about The Island. A COMPLETE waste of time and money.
#62re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 3/31/08 at 9:57pm
THE WIZ
MAN OF THE HOUSE
#63re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 3/31/08 at 9:58pmWhat Kas said.
#64re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 3/31/08 at 11:56pm
Gordy - the other talking-pig movie of 1995.
At the end of that movie, I was rooting for the slaughterhouse. (And I'm a vegetarian, so you know that's gotta be bad.)
#65re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 4/1/08 at 12:12am
"In the Name of the King"
Burt Reynolds as the King. On a horse. 'Nuff said.
"Big Lebowski" comes a close second. Although my friends would stone me if they knew I thought so!
#66re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 4/1/08 at 12:26am
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Worst movie ever.
#68re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 4/1/08 at 5:07am
Little Nicky
Rocky 6
Only You
Batman Forever
Disclosure
The Butcher's Wife
GI Jane ( I can't believe that Anne Bancroft agreed to do this movie!!!!)
Stanley and Iris
Urban
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/27/05
#70re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 4/1/08 at 5:30am
Has anybody seen a particularly bad Italian parody called CHICKEN PARK (yes a spoof if everybodies favorite Dinosaur movie). It was just plain rotten-egg-smell bad. There was snothing redemeable about it (most bad movies at least have something worthy even if it is a camp value). This was just awful.
And ditto to the person upthread who said MULHOLLAND DRIVE. Now I do like David Lynch, but this movie is clearly screaming 'trying too hard' and ends up being too 'duh'. Plus the lesbian sex was completely pointless and out of place and detracted from the movie. I think the main problem was trying to cram what was suppose to be a TV show into a 2 hour movie. Maybe with 13 episode format it could've easily paced itself out more and turned into another Twin Peaks (which I loved) but it just ended up being a big pile of gooey mess.
#71re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 4/1/08 at 10:48amMulholland Drive was a masterpiece (I actually liked it) compared to the mess that was Inland Empire, which goes down in my book as Lynch's worst. Not one redeemable moment in the entire film. A waste of time, money and celluloid.
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#72re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 4/1/08 at 11:10am
Loathed MULHOLLAND DR., and INLAND EMPIRE was even worse, all the narrative double crossing got really boring really quick. There are the occasional moments where Lynch seems to remember how to get something happening, but not enough to make me sit through either one again any time soon.
COLD MOUNTAIN was pretty loathsome, too. Almost as bad as that Musical Which I Will No Longer Name.
peach
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/29/05
#73re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 4/1/08 at 11:40am
PUNCH DRUNK LOVE (the worst movie ever).
MAGNOLIA (there are four of the most bizarre hours I've ever experienced).
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (yes, I said it! I liked the general BAMF-ness of the characters, but overall, I found the movie a dreadful bore. I kept looking at the clock to see how much might be left. Not a good sign!).
roquat
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/25/05
#74re: Worst Movie you saw all the way through
Posted: 4/1/08 at 2:04pmHas anyone mentioned I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE? Hynotically awful and offensive on just about every possible level...
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