Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Worst mom of the year nominee thread
#1Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 1/28/08 at 11:41am
I know we already have threads touting individual nominees, but in the interest of making end of year voting easier I suggest we all post our noms here.
It's shaping up to be a very competitive year.
Here's my first nominee (not for the faint of heart):
"If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."
....but the world goes 'round
Updated On: 1/28/08 at 11:41 AM
#2re: Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 1/28/08 at 11:57amidiot. she is an absolute idiot.
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#2re: Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 1/28/08 at 12:03pmIf it hasn't already been decided upon, I suggest we name the award the 'Medea'.
mauriposa
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#3re: Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 1/28/08 at 12:05pm
"If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."
Truly words to live by.
Moron doesn't even begin to cover it.
#4re: Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 1/28/08 at 12:07pm
The Medea Awards
Perfect DG!
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#5re: Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 1/28/08 at 12:09pmThis is like that urban legend, where the babysitter (high on hallucinogenic) accidentally bakes the baby instead of the turkey.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#6re: Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 1/28/08 at 12:28pmExcept sadly, this is no legend.
....but the world goes 'round
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#7re: Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 1/28/08 at 12:33pm
The "Meddies" for short! 
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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#8re: Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 1/28/08 at 12:36pmI wonder what happened to the popcorn!!!
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#9re: Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 1/28/08 at 12:47pm
"I wonder what happened to the popcorn!!!"
It tastes like squirrel cooked in an air popper...
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miss pennywise
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#10re: Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 1/28/08 at 12:55pmStupid squirrel!!!
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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#11re: Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 1/28/08 at 7:27pm
I once had a kid claimant put in a sibling in the microwave but they didn't turn it on or only had it on defrost.I think that the diagnosis was conduct disorder.
thanks Diva.
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Updated On: 1/28/08 at 07:27 PM
TheatreDiva90016
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#12re: Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 1/28/08 at 7:42pmPut down the bottle, wexy dear.
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#13re: Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 1/28/08 at 7:57pmI'm still going for Lynn Spears. Where was she when Jamie Lynn was alone with the boyfriend. Does the girl not live with her? Does she let boys stay over? And I know Britney is an 'adult', but could her mother not see any signs of what was happening.
I killed the boss, you don't think they're gonna fire me over a thing like that!!!!
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#14re: Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 1/29/08 at 1:32am
How bout the whole bunch of winners that are the mothers who let thier kids go on kid nation.
And a special tip of the hat goes to the mom who is suing CBS for thier kid drinking bleech while on the show.
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#15re: Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 1/29/08 at 1:40am
My vote was going to go to Mama Spears for the amazing work she has done through the years, but now I think my vote has to go to "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died" lady.
Oh, and I almost forgot to mention...I'm the good cop, he's the bad cop.
#16re: Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 1/29/08 at 4:50am
I know it happened two years ago, but Nixzaliz Santiago is my number one worst Mom of every year. Her name is also fresh in my head because the trial for the stepfather is in court, and the newspapers keep showing pictures of the child. Just in case some of you forgot the story, Nixzaliz Santiago was the mother of Nixzmary Brown- a 7 year old child who was starved, forced to use a litter box for a toilet bowl, beaten, burned, and eventually beaten to death at the hands of her "parents."
My second choice is the same woman that tazber picked- what a pathetic moron!!!!
And, of course....Britney Spears. What a joke!!!!
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#17re: Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 5/23/08 at 6:37am
And we have another nominee for the "Meddies"!
caged
....but the world goes 'round
#18re: Worst mom of the year nominee thread
Posted: 5/23/08 at 10:37am
"Sullivan's lawyer, Charles Fletcher, said he didn't think prison was the right option because she does not pose a threat to society."
I bet the children she caged and starved would disagree.
I would like to nominate Michele Cossey.
Mom charged with buying guns for son
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