Worst movie lines... — Page 2

I might have to rent it myself now.

Showgirls has a horrendous screenplay but somehow it's perfection.

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"God has opened the sea with a blast from His nostrils!" - The Ten Commandments

"Oh, Moses, Moses, you silly, splendid, adorable fool!" - The Ten Commandments

"Besides, there's gotta be more to life than makin' out."
~~Michelle Pfeiffer, Grease 2

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"MUMBLER!" - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (for execution)

"I don't know what to do. That bitch of a bearing wall is blocking my view."
"I'll tell you what to do................. TEAR DOWN that BITCH of a bearing wall and put a WINDOW where it OUGHT TO BE!" - Mommie Dearest

"Doing things ON YOUR OWN is BEST." - Mommie Dearest

"It'll be GRAAAAAND." - Mommie Dearest

"I'm sorry I did that. I'd have rather cut off my hand." - Mommie Dearest/Mildred Pierce

"And your room looks like some two dollar refurbished room on some backstreet hotel in Oklahoma!" - Mommie Dearest

"I'm gonna tell oh I am I AM GOING TO TELL." - Mommie Dearest

"I should've known you'd know where to find the boys AND the booze." - Mommie Dearest

"I can handle the socks." - Mommie Dearest

"Ma! All the sloppiness and DIRT." - Mommie Dearest

"You are bad, BAD spoiled children." - Mommie Dearest

"My babies. Someone stole BOTH my babies." - Mommie Dearest

"Why are you always lookin' at yourself in the mirror? WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT TELL ME!!!!" - Mommie Dearest

"Dammit Perino's is MY place!" - Mommie Dearest

"Only a kid. So was I. ONNNNLY a kid. I learned EARLY. Life goes by toooo damned fast. You've got to know how to COMPETE and WIN." - Mommie Dearest

"Darling is that the present you like best? Then THAT'S the present you can keep!" - Mommie Dearest

"Donnnn't youuuu JUDGE me!" - Mommie Dearest

"I'm going to make a perfect life for you Christina Darling." - Mommie Dearest

"When I told you to call me that, I wanted you to mean it!" - Mommie Dearest

"Donnnn't FVCK with me FELLAS! This ain't my first time at the rodeo." - Mommie Dearest

"Jesus Christ." - Mommie Dearest

I don't remember who said it, but I literally groaned out loud in the Man From the Iron Mask at this, (imagine it said with a THICK, BAD French accent):

"To love you would be to betray France, not to love you would be to betray my heart."

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xxnewgirlxx, you got it! It was Mikey from the Goonies!

EvelynNesbit1906, you must not be a big fan of Mommie Dearest! Damn, those wire hangers!

"I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango."
-Battlefield: Earth

Ecks: Where did you get all this ordinance?
Sever: Some women collect shoes.
-Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

"I want it, I need it, I love it when a beautiful woman licks between my toes." - - - David Gurian as "Harris Allsworth" in "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" [1970]

And I understand that Valley of the Dolls, like Mommie Dearest, is especially funny because it was meant to be a serious film.

CostumeMistress-

I think you meant Gothika.