You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

#1

You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

Posted: 6/6/08 at 6:48pm

Anyone seen this yet? Hilarious movie, even though there were an overabundance of hummus, and crotch jokes.

Anyone else see it?

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#2

re: You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

Posted: 6/6/08 at 7:17pm

I saw the trailer.

And it was pure torture. One of the worst trailers I've ever seen.

So I think I'll pass.

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#3

re: You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

Posted: 6/6/08 at 8:08pm

I'm seeing it tonight, for lack of better options. Should be interesting, to say the least.

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#4

re: You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

Posted: 6/6/08 at 8:42pm

Went to the premier Wednesday night. The movie was hilarious and the message
was really good. Lainie Kazan did a smashing job as a love interest to the Zohan.
See it if you want to really laugh! I really enjoyed it.

#5

re: You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

Posted: 6/6/08 at 9:06pm

Ebert and A.O. Scott both liked it.

http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/youdontmesswiththezohan

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#6

re: You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

Posted: 6/7/08 at 1:21am

All I have to say is poor Alec Mapa.

#7

re: You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

Posted: 6/7/08 at 1:44am

I saw this tonight and found it pretty funny. It was much different than the trailer made it out to be, and definitely in a positive way. Overall, enjoyable :) "Smell it...smell it...smell it...now take it!!! There. That's for you."

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#8

re: You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

Posted: 6/7/08 at 4:55pm

What I want to know is, is it worth seeing for Charlotte Raye?

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#9

re: You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

Posted: 6/7/08 at 7:04pm

Honestly this wasn't that bad. It went back to the era of classic Sandler, where the movies were so stupid that you couldn't help but laugh, bad ADR dubbing and all.

I believe this is the first time Sandler has shown his ass in a movie.

Updated On: 6/7/08 at 07:04 PM

#10

re: You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

Posted: 6/7/08 at 10:56pm

"I believe this is the first time Sandler has shown his ass in a movie."

Sell out.

#11

re: You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

Posted: 6/7/08 at 10:56pm

"I believe this is the first time Sandler has shown his ass in a movie."

Sell out.

#12

re: You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

Posted: 6/8/08 at 2:48am

So, before I was dragged in to see The Transformers, I remember having very low expectations which lead to being fairly surprised by the time the ending credits were rolling, I think the same thing would happen with this movie... My expectations are super low...

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#13

re: You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

Posted: 6/8/08 at 10:37am

I can't think of one Adam Sandler movie I've seen.

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#14

re: You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

Posted: 6/8/08 at 10:45am

"It went back to the era of classic Sandler"

What on earth does that even mean?!?

#15

re: You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

Posted: 6/8/08 at 10:52am

Ooh, let me guess.. is Alec Mapa playing a flamboyantly gay guy with a bitchy, sarcastic sense of humor???

Updated On: 6/8/08 at 10:52 AM

#16

re: You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

Posted: 6/24/08 at 2:33pm

Israelis are flattered by Zohan.
Link to article.

#17

re: You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

Posted: 6/24/08 at 2:36pm

This looked like a Borat ripoff.

#18

the zohan movie is clearly anit-palestinian propaganda

Posted: 6/24/08 at 2:37pm

this movie is an insult to the memories of the thousands of brave palestinians who have given their lives by strapping bombs to themselves and detonating them in israeli pizza parlors, shopping malls and restaurants. an israeli assassin as a hero? clearly we see who controls hollywood. this movie and others like it should be banned and their evil infidel makers slaughtered like the pigs they are!

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#19

the zohan movie is clearly anit-palestinian propaganda

Posted: 6/24/08 at 2:38pm

Did you take your wifey to see it?

#20

the zohan movie is clearly anit-palestinian propaganda

Posted: 6/24/08 at 2:42pm

"I believe this is the first time Sandler has shown his ass in a movie."

Not true. Adam did a film called "Bulletproff" with Damon Wayans. There is a scene where a barrel of a gun is placed between Sandler's butt cheeks that I will never forget.

Speaking of butts, did we really need to see Lainie Kazan's ass? Yeah, she was kind of hot in her day but the lady is pushing 70.

Still,it was better than I thought it would be.

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#21

the zohan movie is clearly anit-palestinian propaganda

Posted: 6/24/08 at 2:44pm

Such as bad film. The only thing that saved it was Mariah and Adam's butt. But barely.

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#22

the zohan movie is clearly anit-palestinian propaganda

Posted: 6/24/08 at 2:48pm

the fenchurch mpd collective's obsession with me and my wife is funnier than any adam sandler movie and almost as creepy.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

Updated On: 6/24/08 at 02:48 PM