You can't make this stuff up.
You can't make this stuff up.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#1You can't make this stuff up.
Posted: 6/27/13 at 11:43pm
Really.
Man pleads guilty to having sex with a couch
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#2You can't make this stuff up.
Posted: 6/27/13 at 11:47pmSee? Not one day after the Supreme Court said gay people could marry each other sometimes in some places, it leads to this!
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#2You can't make this stuff up.
Posted: 6/27/13 at 11:49pm
We are going to hell in a handbag. 
ps - I truly have no idea why this struck me as so funny. I think I'm over-tired...
But, really. Could you have made this up?!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 6/27/13 at 11:49 PM
#3You can't make this stuff up.
Posted: 6/27/13 at 11:57pm
an off-duty police officer jogging in Waukesha, Wisc. noticed Streator on the side of the road, taking the term "love seat" far too literally.
Are you sure this isn't from the Onion?
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#4You can't make this stuff up.
Posted: 6/28/13 at 12:00am
Huff Post - Weird News.
But, it's right up the Onion's alley!
edited...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 6/28/13 at 12:00 AM
dramamama611
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/07
#5You can't make this stuff up.
Posted: 6/28/13 at 12:02amI'm gonna guess it has more to do with the fact he was having sex with it in public.
If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it?
These are DISCUSSION boards, not mutual admiration boards. Discussion only occurs when we are willing to hear what others are thinking, regardless of whether it is alignment to our own thoughts.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#6You can't make this stuff up.
Posted: 6/28/13 at 12:03am
definitely!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 6/28/13 at 12:03 AM
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#7You can't make this stuff up.
Posted: 6/28/13 at 12:05am
edited...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 6/28/13 at 12:05 AM
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#8You can't make this stuff up.
Posted: 6/28/13 at 12:07am
edited...
(ok, I'll stop...)
I need sleep.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 6/28/13 at 12:07 AM
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#10You can't make this stuff up.
Posted: 6/28/13 at 12:14am
temporary insanity.
'night!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
OperaBwayLover
Broadway Star Joined: 5/17/07
#11You can't make this stuff up.
Posted: 6/28/13 at 12:02pmThis might be offensive to some (and I don't mean it that way), but you can look at his picture and tell he's a few crayons short of a full coloring box.
#12You can't make this stuff up.
Posted: 6/28/13 at 12:47pmHow bout the guy who was having sex with his bike? At least the inanimate partners don't require reciprocation.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#13You can't make this stuff up.
Posted: 6/28/13 at 1:15pmit's illegal? Every man who has ever been 13 years old oughta be arrested.
"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"
#14You can't make this stuff up.
Posted: 6/28/13 at 2:50pmSex in public, in most places, is illegal, whether the man was having it with himself, his sofa, or someone else.
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