Used to be my puppy, but changed it to this
A VERY long story, but it has to do with a YA book series and this whole love story with a psychic and a ghost (and it's supposed to say "Even if I have to search a hundred lifetimes, I will find you.")
"During this performance, please feel free to let your cell phones and pagers ring willy-nilly. However, do remember that there are heavily-armed knights on stage and you might well be dragged up and impaled."
(Pre-curtain announcement at the new Broadway musical Monty Python's Spamalot)