RobbO, no it's you, you big silly, though I should have posted a pic of some peroxide to be more obtuse. Bwaysinger left me for Jerby, remember? Neither of those bitches are a crush.
The second crush is most definitely NOT vbplayer (though it IS A vbplayer).
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.