Zelda: The Musical... — Page 2

#26

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/8/04 at 11:12pm

THAT one will be interesting to see flop.

what's next...the Hulk: the musical

it's gonna be just like the comic books made into movies...in that order.

then it will be Daredevil: the musical
starring Ben Affleck...ahaha...funny thought.

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"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

-Feste from "Twelfth Night"

#27

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/8/04 at 11:16pm

I'm Blind
But look at my suit!
It highlights the abs!
They I don't HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#28

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/8/04 at 11:21pm

all the fighting could be interprative dance, including a ballet sequence between kingpin and daredevil....
...sorry...I'm a very random person...but it's fun to think of Michael Clark Duncan doing ballet...just put him in a pink tu tu with a tiarra.
...again I apologize.

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"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

-Feste from "Twelfth Night"

#29

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/8/04 at 11:27pm

HAHAHA
*Mental image makes me laugh*

It can be like West Side Story

Punch (spin)
Kick (junp)

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#30

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/8/04 at 11:32pm

ahahahah!

ah...good times good times.

*sigh*

and we shall cross our fingers that we will never have to see that.

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"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

-Feste from "Twelfth Night"

#31

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/8/04 at 11:34pm

I still want to see my Donkey Kong musical come to life and annoy the hell out of the posters here. It's my evil plot.

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#32

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/8/04 at 11:35pm

VIET,

PM me, we'll make a plan to stage it HAHAHAHA

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#33

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/8/04 at 11:37pm

Hahaha.

Imagine...a number called "The Donkey Konga!"

I hope the people from Wonderful Town aren't still alive to sue us...

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"I've got to get me out of here This place is full of dirty old men And the navigators and their mappy maps And moldy heads and pissing on sugar cubes While you stare at your books."

#34

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/8/04 at 11:37pm

Now is this the very beginning of Donkey Kong, when he was trying to kill mario, or the one with all his friends and like a plot to the game?

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"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

-Feste from "Twelfth Night"

#35

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/8/04 at 11:41pm

It will center around the King Croc. disrupting life on the DK Jungle Island..I forgot his name...it's been a while since I played Donkey Kong Country.

It will focus mostly on Donkey and the family and friends that support him.

God, I put way too much thought into this.

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"I've got to get me out of here This place is full of dirty old men And the navigators and their mappy maps And moldy heads and pissing on sugar cubes While you stare at your books."

#36

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/8/04 at 11:43pm

HAHAHA

Donkey Konga....

What are his ppl's names? HAHA!

Don't forget: Ode to a Banana

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#37

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/8/04 at 11:44pm

keep going.

can Donkey Kong have a love song with one of the characters?

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"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

-Feste from "Twelfth Night"

#38

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/8/04 at 11:45pm

of course!

And his solo: OO-AH-AH, The Ape Rap

(I wish I could remember more about him....)

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#39

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/8/04 at 11:47pm

He had a love interest named Candy Kong.

There was actually a short-lived CGI cartoon show they had on Fox family before it became ABC Family.

His little buddy was Diddy Kong, and Dixie Kong was Diddy's friend.

His Grampy Kong was the original Donkey Kong that Mario fought...and there was an old lady Kong too.

Then there were the numerous animal friends.

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"I've got to get me out of here This place is full of dirty old men And the navigators and their mappy maps And moldy heads and pissing on sugar cubes While you stare at your books."

#40

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/8/04 at 11:51pm

HOLY CRAP! I think I remember that! I think I saw one episode of that show...isn't there a grandpa too...that might be from the game, all my donkey kong is blending together.

Awe Diddy Kong...I can just imagine him singing "it's a hard knock life" ...I don't know why...I'm not a fan of Annie.

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"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

-Feste from "Twelfth Night"

#41

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/9/04 at 12:04am

Yep, that was Cranky Kong!

I think we should have a "Memory" type of song for Cranky Kong since, according to the Donky Kong Country booklet, he was the orignal Donkey Kong that kidnapped the girl that Mario tried to save. Imagine him reliving his past glory with that song.

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"I've got to get me out of here This place is full of dirty old men And the navigators and their mappy maps And moldy heads and pissing on sugar cubes While you stare at your books."

#42

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/9/04 at 12:09am

I remember that show!

Yeah, it can be called "Back When It Was All 2-D"

EDIT: Changed the Title

Solo for Crank Kong - In My Feeble Mind

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

Updated On: 12/9/04 at 12:09 AM

#43

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/9/04 at 12:13am

"Feeeeeeeeeeble...is that all that I amount toooo? Is my feeble old miiiind...Becoming senile isn't really all that baaaaaad...I'm still alive...in my feeble ooooold miiiiiiiiiiiiiiind."

Damn it, you changed the title!

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Updated On: 12/9/04 at 12:13 AM

#44

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/9/04 at 12:20am

Aww, I changed it...maybe Mario can make a cameo and they can have a duet, "Back When It Was All 2-D"

BOTH
Back when it was all 2-D
Everybody made fun of me

MARIO
You stole my princess
You stole my glee

CK
You locked me up
For my son to set me free

BOTH
Back when it was all 2-D
I always wondered, "Why me?"

MARIO
Every time I jumped barrels
I sounded awfully squeaky

DK
Everytime me boy climbed those vines
Those gators went on a chomping spree

ETC, ETC

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#45

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/9/04 at 12:21am

lol. That's great.

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"I've got to get me out of here This place is full of dirty old men And the navigators and their mappy maps And moldy heads and pissing on sugar cubes While you stare at your books."

#46

re: Zelda: The Musical...

Posted: 12/9/04 at 12:23am

Thank you....lol

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#47

DK: The Musical

Posted: 12/9/04 at 12:24am

If only you could here how it sounds in my head, lol.

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#48

DK: The Musical

Posted: 12/9/04 at 12:51am

Let's try to actually visualize this show. How do you think we should do it...puppets and masks ala Lion King...or jumpsuits and make-up ala Cats.

I prefer the Cats thing for the characters and the Lion King stuff for the background stuff. I see it as a dancing show.

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"I've got to get me out of here This place is full of dirty old men And the navigators and their mappy maps And moldy heads and pissing on sugar cubes While you stare at your books."

#49

DK: The Musical

Posted: 12/9/04 at 12:52am

Can't we just get BIG BULKY costumes that forces them to walk like APES

(Planet of the Apes, the Musical)

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"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#50

DK: The Musical

Posted: 12/9/04 at 12:53am

But then, how do we get them to do acrobatics for the fight scenes...also I remember Candy Kong looking like a hoochie...those skin-tight cat suits do the trick.

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"I've got to get me out of here This place is full of dirty old men And the navigators and their mappy maps And moldy heads and pissing on sugar cubes While you stare at your books."