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#1

because you're pretty much all blaspheming heathens

Posted: 12/2/06 at 10:11pm

i thought i'd share with you this wonkette war on christmas gift guide.

enjoy, heathens sodomites*!

*edited to avoid repeating the word heathens



wonkette's war on christmas gift guide
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

Updated On: 12/2/06 at 10:11 PM

#2

re: because you're pretty much all blaspheming heathens

Posted: 12/2/06 at 10:17pm

damn bww glitches took the rest of my original subject line!

"because you're pretty much all blaspheming heathens who are destined to burn in hell for all eternity"

if this wasn't a glitch, there will be blood on the ice, bitches.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#4

re: because you're pretty much all blaspheming heathens

Posted: 12/2/06 at 11:56pm

Yes! I finally have papa's Christmas gift all picked out.
"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay
#6

re: because you're pretty much all blaspheming heathens

Posted: 12/3/06 at 12:17am

So what are you getting him, Colleen - The Bluetooth thingy or the Four Seasons Tighter?
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

Updated On: 12/3/06 at 12:17 AM

#7

re: because you're pretty much all blaspheming heathens

Posted: 12/3/06 at 12:20am

well....I was eyeing the unicorns, but those could make good stocking stuffers.
"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay
#8

re: because you're pretty much all blaspheming heathens

Posted: 12/3/06 at 12:26am

you can buy me whatever you want as long as you deliver it in the nun costume. as long as we're blaspheming let's do it right!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#10

re: because you're pretty much all blaspheming heathens

Posted: 12/3/06 at 12:32am

oh no, i've seen her in the habit. hamana-hamana-hamana!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#12

re: because you're pretty much all blaspheming heathens

Posted: 12/3/06 at 10:08am

Can boys use the "Bluetooth-enabled Sex Toy" too?

re: because you're pretty much all blaspheming heathens

If so, how far does Bluetooth travel? There are a few hot guys on my MySpace page I'd like to entertain long-distance.

TIA for your electronic-stimulation advice.
#13

re: because you're pretty much all blaspheming heathens

Posted: 12/3/06 at 1:19pm

I was gunna get him a box of those cute little tiny condoms
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

Updated On: 12/3/06 at 01:19 PM

#14

re: because you're pretty much all blaspheming heathens

Posted: 12/3/06 at 6:25pm

Dear Santa,

Please send me the Cold War unicorns, but not the fake plastic shizzle. I want real unicorns. Kthxbye.

You Know You Love Me,
Marlene

P.S.: Please send papa those teeny tiny condoms.

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