change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
#1change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 12:42pm
i am aghast that in the new era of enlightenment and wonder that is the first week of the reign of o that the number one movie in america is paul blart, mall cop.
what does it say about america that even the election of the single greatest human being ever to draw breath and walk the earth cannot change the taste of the public?
when, oh lord? lord when?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#2re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 12:59pm
Not just that, but it has spent 2 weeks at number 1.
And early word is that Kevin James is a lock for an Oscar nod next year.
....but the world goes 'round
#2re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 1:01pmBetween that, Jake T. Austin in "Hotel for Dogs" and both leads of "Bride Wars," sounds like the acting categories might have a good portion of their locks in early this year!
#3re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 1:02pmBaby steps, Papa. Folks may still have awful taste in movies, but word on the street is that the moms and kids in the theaters were all dressed in J Crew.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#4re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 1:42pm
and even o's lady is takin' the heat:
what's wrong with using a black designer, or is you too good for them now miss thang?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Updated On: 1/26/09 at 01:42 PM
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#5re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 2:01pm
Hillary Clinton 6/1/2008:
"When I am inaugurated as the 44th president of the United States, the #1 movie in a America will be "Last Chance Harvey" a charming Dustin Hoffman - Emma Thompson vehicle about two imperfect people finding true love late in life. No more will juvenile pap dominate our multiplexes! We will have hit films about grow ups with grown up relationships!"
#6re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 2:02pmI have it on good authority that Michelle Obama was, in fact, going to wear an ensemble from a black designer, but her plans were ruined earlier in the day when Aretha showed up wearing the hat that was integral to Michelle's outfit.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#7re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 2:04pm
Joe: An astute person would notice that she didn't mention anything about MILK making it into the Top 5. Further proof that all politicians throw gays under the bus when convenient.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
Updated On: 1/26/09 at 02:04 PM
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
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#9re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 2:18pm
Everyone just relax!
Quality will once again triumph this coming weekend. There is a new Zelwegger rom-com coming out. Plus a CW-esque horror flick called The Uninvited.
Blart has met his match.
....but the world goes 'round
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#10re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 3:34pmPaul Blart is needed at Woodfield mall, right away!
FindingNamo
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#11re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 3:39pm
"the election of the single greatest human being ever to draw breath and walk the earth...?"
I never heard anybody say that except people who didn't like or vote for the man.
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#12re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 3:43pm
Well, drawing breath is tricky. It's hard to get it to look realistic: 
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
Craww
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#13re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 4:15pm
what does it say about america that even the election of the single greatest human being ever to draw breath and walk the earth cannot change the taste of the public?
Butthurt Republicans in need of escapist entertainment to distract them from the Barack Obama media blitz?
#14re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 4:18pm
Butthurt?
My trick from last night was complaining about that same thing.
....but the world goes 'round
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#15re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 4:31pmBetter a butthurt than a heartbreak, Taz.
#16re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 5:01pm
lmao, taz.
I think I want to see The Uninvited instead of Paul Blart.
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#17re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 5:09pmTaz is going to great lengths to point out that he is hung like a hores.
#18re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 5:37pmno, he was just petit.
....but the world goes 'round
Updated On: 1/26/09 at 05:37 PM
#19re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 9:20pm
Taz is going to great lengths to point out that he is hung like a hores.
The question is, can he put his legs straight up?
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
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#20re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 9:28pmBarnum was right.
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FindingNamo
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#21re: change you can believe in: paul blart, mall cop
Posted: 1/26/09 at 11:27pmWrote the man who defends Frank Wildhorn with every fiber of his being.
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