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teth
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Posted: 3/13/05 at 10:47pm

Does anyone hate them as much as I do? I caught 6 in my apartment last week! I got them to set a bomb last Friday. When I came back today, I found dead cockroaches outside my door!

Ugh...I'm dreading the part of cleaning these things up. I think I'll just borrow a broom and sweep them as far away as possible from my door.

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munkustrap178
#1re: cockroaches!
Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:27pm

YES. I CANNOT EVEN TALK ABOUT THEM. I get sick.


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Type_A_Tiff
#2re: cockroaches!
Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:30pm

Wow. That's gross. Especially when they jump.


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Allie
#3re: cockroaches!
Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:33pm

I don't think we have roaches here... I am SO thankful for that!

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mabel
#4re: cockroaches!
Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:35pm

ICK! HATE THEM! There was one in the common bathroom (well, obviously there were more than one, but there was one that I saw!) in the dorms my freshman year. I got my RA. He was this hot Brit and was totally petrified. He jumped up on the little bench thing that was in there for towels, etc. and pretty much said he wouldn't be any help (but he was pretty, so that's ok!) I ended up killing it myself. I didn't want to step on it, so I dropped a paper plate on it, and then stepped on it (hence avoiding direct shoe to roach contact!) It was so gross!!! Every once in a while I'll see a dead one in the stairwell, and it makes me want to vomit!!!

(PS...Go to bed, Tiff!!!)


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Type_A_Tiff
#5re: cockroaches!
Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:38pm

Oh my god. I can't even imagine. We don't really have roaches in Vancouver. Just the odd spider and flies.

(PS...Go to bed too, Mabel! I'm half relying on you for tickets, remember? *stomach lurches*)


"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

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Jwei123
#6re: cockroaches!
Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:38pm

HATE them. w/o a passion. SOOO nasty


awkward.

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Type_A_Tiff
#7re: cockroaches!
Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:40pm

It's the shell that really gets me, and the crunch when you squash them. And did I mention the jumping?


"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

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mabel
#8re: cockroaches!
Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:41pm

Yeah, it was super...no, UBER-disgusting. It just kind of collapsed and flattened under my foot...*sudder*

(I'm off...alarm's set...good to go!)


But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

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teth
#9re: cockroaches!
Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:59pm

Ew...that's why I don't squash them.

My recent method of killing them is to spray them with something. While they suffer and go belly up, I pick them up with tons of toilet paper and flush them down the toilet. (shudders)

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Amneris
#10re: cockroaches!
Posted: 3/14/05 at 12:04am

ughh i HATE roaches. They are all over the city streets and inside bway theaters. SO GROSS. The Winter Garden where Mamma Mia is , is infested it's so disgusting.

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thirdrowcenter
#11re: cockroaches!
Posted: 3/14/05 at 12:08am

They are inside Broadway theaters????? Now I'm going to think they will hitch hike home with me in my jacket. Yuckkkkkk

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son_of_a_gunn_25
#12re: cockroaches!
Posted: 3/14/05 at 12:14am

"It's the shell that really gets me, and the crunch when you squash them."

I find the crunchy shells adds a fun texture that matches with the taste well. Unlike meal worms, those things taste disgusting...


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Marquise
#13re: cockroaches!
Posted: 3/14/05 at 1:03am

^^^ that was hilarious!


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