dark elbows
dark elbows
#1dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:21ammy elbows are really dark even though i scrub them with a loofa in the shower most mornings and moisturize the heck out of them. any suggestions on how to get them back to being beautiful?
#2re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:26amRun really fast around the earth until time starts to go backwards. No, really. Do it. You'll be helping out so many other nasty old people at the same time.
#2re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:27amthanks artscallion, but im not Christopher Reeve so i dont think this will work.
#3re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:30amyou need to burn the skin off with sulfuric acid. That should work.
#4re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:31ambleach also works.
#5re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:32amOrally.
#6re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:33am
You're sunk.
The elbows are always the first thing I notice about a guy.
#7re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:38amElbow fetish?
#9re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:41amDamn, now you've got me feeling self-cnscious about MY elbows.
#10re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:42amWho cares now? It's long sleeve weather.
#11re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:42amDidnt it star Jonathan Frid?
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#12re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:47am
Rath - you are one cruel fishmonger, if i took bleach orally i would die; but would it really get rid of my dark elbows???
and p.s. not all of us live in the frigid north, here in texas it's still pleasant and short sleeve weather.
#13re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:53amOnly one way to find out.
#14re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:55amwhy so hateful rathy baby? why get your stinky meat curtains in a tangle?
#15re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:59amHmmm, hard to say.
#16re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 12:06pmoh is it that time of the month again. must suck to be a woman.
#17re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 12:07pmSeriously, and Grayson Hall!
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#18re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 12:10pmI don't think it sucked to be Grayson Hall.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#19re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 12:12pmY'know...you can get your elbows, a**hole, and hair bleached in one fell swoop. Make a party of it!
LaurenB
Broadway Star Joined: 6/17/04
#20re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 1:07pmThis may be an old wives' tale, but cut a lemon in half and rub the lemon on your elbow. Maybe the acid helps.
#21re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 1:31pm
this guy i'm dating told me on Saturday that my elbows were ashy 
it made my elbows cry little beads of sweat.
#22re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 2:20pmGuys are mean. That's why I don't date 'em.
#23re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 2:22pmOh yes Rath, and all women are inherently good.
#24re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 2:28pm
Monk is.
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