dark elbows
dark elbows
#1dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:21ammy elbows are really dark even though i scrub them with a loofa in the shower most mornings and moisturize the heck out of them. any suggestions on how to get them back to being beautiful?
"The theatre is so endlessly fascinating because it's so accidental. It's so much like life." - Arthur Miller
#2re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:26amRun really fast around the earth until time starts to go backwards. No, really. Do it. You'll be helping out so many other nasty old people at the same time.
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
#2re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:27amthanks artscallion, but im not Christopher Reeve so i dont think this will work.
"The theatre is so endlessly fascinating because it's so accidental. It's so much like life." - Arthur Miller
#3re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:30amyou need to burn the skin off with sulfuric acid. That should work.
....but the world goes 'round
#4re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:31ambleach also works.
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#5re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:32amOrally.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#6re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:33am
You're sunk.
The elbows are always the first thing I notice about a guy.
#7re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:38amElbow fetish?
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
#9re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:41amDamn, now you've got me feeling self-cnscious about MY elbows.
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#10re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:42amWho cares now? It's long sleeve weather.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:42amDidnt it star Jonathan Frid?
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#12re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:47am
Rath - you are one cruel fishmonger, if i took bleach orally i would die; but would it really get rid of my dark elbows???
and p.s. not all of us live in the frigid north, here in texas it's still pleasant and short sleeve weather.
"The theatre is so endlessly fascinating because it's so accidental. It's so much like life." - Arthur Miller
#13re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:53amOnly one way to find out.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#14re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:55amwhy so hateful rathy baby? why get your stinky meat curtains in a tangle?
"The theatre is so endlessly fascinating because it's so accidental. It's so much like life." - Arthur Miller
#15re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 11:59amHmmm, hard to say.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#16re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 12:06pmoh is it that time of the month again. must suck to be a woman.
"The theatre is so endlessly fascinating because it's so accidental. It's so much like life." - Arthur Miller
#17re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 12:07pmSeriously, and Grayson Hall!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#18re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 12:10pmI don't think it sucked to be Grayson Hall.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#19re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 12:12pmY'know...you can get your elbows, a**hole, and hair bleached in one fell swoop. Make a party of it!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
LaurenB
Broadway Star Joined: 6/17/04
#20re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 1:07pmThis may be an old wives' tale, but cut a lemon in half and rub the lemon on your elbow. Maybe the acid helps.
#21re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 1:31pm
this guy i'm dating told me on Saturday that my elbows were ashy 
it made my elbows cry little beads of sweat.
#22re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 2:20pmGuys are mean. That's why I don't date 'em.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#23re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 2:22pmOh yes Rath, and all women are inherently good.
....but the world goes 'round
#24re: dark elbows
Posted: 11/5/07 at 2:28pm
Monk is.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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