Two months ago, i would TOTALLY have been joking, as I shoved a rolled-up slice of pizza in my face in once bite.
Now...not so much joking as describing today's lunch.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.