hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional
hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional
#1hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional
Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:01pm
oh, sarah. i'll defend ya killin' a moose. i even woulda rather seen you as veep over joltin' joe biden (to be fair, i wanted the gop to run francis the talking mule in that slot and was bitterly disappointed when they did not). but to quote the donnas, "honey, please."
omg, i like could totally take obama in 2012, you betcha
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
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#2hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional
Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:03pmYeah, she says a lot of crazy sh!t that just ain't true.
#2hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional
Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:08pm
Hi Sarah! Have a donut and some coffee.
Her candidacy could set us back a generation. She would drag the discourse down to her level, and the Fox juggernaut would circle the wagons around her. The GOP powers-that-be would do whatever they could to derail her, but could they? That said, it seems like every potential GOP candidate not named Romney is doing whatever they can to shoot themselves in the foor, so the list of viable candidates is dwindling. On the plus side for the GOP, she makes marginal thinkers like Pawlenty seem like friggin Einsteins.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#3hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional
Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:13pm
Also: SHE READS PEOPLE. And she can't understand why anyone might think she doesn't. Actually, she seems to infer it's because she's a woman: "Why would it be that there is that perception that I don't read?" Indeed.
Aw, sweetie. It's not that you "don't read". It's that you can't. I believe that is why it would be that the perception is that it is. That.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#4hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional
Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:17pm
cheney'll shoot her in the face if he has to.
no, if she starts really getting serious about running, the leaks will start and all those dirty little secrets will come out. like how todd ran alaska. and proof about a lot of other things that have all been unsubstantiated thus far.
she has to keep those rumors alive otherwise she becomes completely marginalized and no one but the left and the die-hard tea partiers pay any attention to her.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Q
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#5hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional
Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:19pm
You'd still shtoop her though, wouldn't ya?
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#6hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional
Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:21pm
Baba Wawa played a little clip of her interview with delusional Sarah this morning on GMA.
Seems Sarah has prepared for the 'what do you read' question... she now reads the Wall Street Journal! How proud she is!
Ugh.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#7hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional
Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:23pmI want her to run just to get all the Wasilla Hillbilly details! You KNOW they're delicious.
#8hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional
Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:24pmwell, q, that has nothing to do with delusionality.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#9hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional
Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:26pmAny port in a storm.
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#10hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional
Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:30pm
"Any port in a storm."
I'd rather drown.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#11hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional
Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:34pmI'd love to see her run. I think it could be the nail in the coffin of the Republican party. She'd either get the nomination and cause loads of moderates to run or NOT get the nomination and run on a third party Tea Bag Ticket (With Michele Bachmann as VP). Either way, I'd make and sell "You are not seriously voting for that nut?" buttons.
#12hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional
Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:37pmJoe, if the time comes (please God NO!) I'll take 100 of those buttons!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#13hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional
Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:39pmjoe's right. if she ran it would destroy the gop. but anyone who's seriously worried about her winning anything? c'mon, really?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#14hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional
Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:45pmI can't imagine the RNC would select her as their candidate. If they do, THEN I'd be seriously worried. It would mean they truly believe 100% that she could be a puppet President for them because there has been no indication from the GOP of any confidence in her ability to lead a country.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
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