hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional

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hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional

Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:01pm

oh, sarah. i'll defend ya killin' a moose. i even woulda rather seen you as veep over joltin' joe biden (to be fair, i wanted the gop to run francis the talking mule in that slot and was bitterly disappointed when they did not). but to quote the donnas, "honey, please."
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hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional

Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:03pm

Yeah, she says a lot of crazy sh!t that just ain't true.

hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional

Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:08pm

Hi Sarah! Have a donut and some coffee.

Her candidacy could set us back a generation. She would drag the discourse down to her level, and the Fox juggernaut would circle the wagons around her. The GOP powers-that-be would do whatever they could to derail her, but could they? That said, it seems like every potential GOP candidate not named Romney is doing whatever they can to shoot themselves in the foor, so the list of viable candidates is dwindling. On the plus side for the GOP, she makes marginal thinkers like Pawlenty seem like friggin Einsteins.

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional

Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:13pm

Also: SHE READS PEOPLE. And she can't understand why anyone might think she doesn't. Actually, she seems to infer it's because she's a woman: "Why would it be that there is that perception that I don't read?" Indeed.

Aw, sweetie. It's not that you "don't read". It's that you can't. I believe that is why it would be that the perception is that it is. That.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional

Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:17pm

cheney'll shoot her in the face if he has to.

no, if she starts really getting serious about running, the leaks will start and all those dirty little secrets will come out. like how todd ran alaska. and proof about a lot of other things that have all been unsubstantiated thus far.

she has to keep those rumors alive otherwise she becomes completely marginalized and no one but the left and the die-hard tea partiers pay any attention to her.

hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional

Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:19pm

You'd still shtoop her though, wouldn't ya?

hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional

Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:21pm

Baba Wawa played a little clip of her interview with delusional Sarah this morning on GMA.

Seems Sarah has prepared for the 'what do you read' question... she now reads the Wall Street Journal! How proud she is!

Ugh.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional

Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:23pm

I want her to run just to get all the Wasilla Hillbilly details! You KNOW they're delicious.

hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional

Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:24pm

well, q, that has nothing to do with delusionality.

#10

hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional

Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:26pm

Any port in a storm.

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#11

hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional

Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:30pm

"Any port in a storm."

I'd rather drown.

#12

hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional

Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:34pm

I'd love to see her run. I think it could be the nail in the coffin of the Republican party. She'd either get the nomination and cause loads of moderates to run or NOT get the nomination and run on a third party Tea Bag Ticket (With Michele Bachmann as VP). Either way, I'd make and sell "You are not seriously voting for that nut?" buttons.

#13

hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional

Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:37pm

Joe, if the time comes (please God NO!) I'll take 100 of those buttons!

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

#14

hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional

Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:39pm

joe's right. if she ran it would destroy the gop. but anyone who's seriously worried about her winning anything? c'mon, really?

#15

hello. my name is sarah and i am delusional

Posted: 12/9/10 at 3:45pm

I can't imagine the RNC would select her as their candidate. If they do, THEN I'd be seriously worried. It would mean they truly believe 100% that she could be a puppet President for them because there has been no indication from the GOP of any confidence in her ability to lead a country.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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