once upon a time, bww was about helping people.
I was afraid it was going to be one of those threads that say "What should I see on Broadway?"
i always knew you were full of SH*T.
6 squares of single ply...twice
3 squares of double ply...twice
Use your bosses shirt.
It's not that easy. The ration should factor in size and solidness.
It's the man's paper papa. Insert entire roll, rotate three times, throw in commode and flush.
The acceptable amount of toilet paper allowed for use is directly proportionate to the hairiness of the ass of the defecator (or defecatress) in question.
Klingons, captain!
That's all I'm saying.
not enough, ap.
that's very diplomatic, mister matt, but it doesn't really solve anything does it? this was a dilemma requiring specifics. clearly your answer would have left me with piles as i tried to decipher who i was.
Welcome to corporate bureaucracy.
Just xerox your ass and say, "how much do you think THIS needs?"
xerox my ass. i have a full color scan.
Oh, for God's SAKE, papa...
SEARCH!!
This has been covered in, like, two thousand other threads.
Sheesh!
Wet Ones and a nit comb.
That's all I'm saying.
omg, y'all! i did a search for "wiping papa's ass" but nothing came up.
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