help! asap! this is really important! — Page 2

#26

re: help! asap! this is really important!

Posted: 4/16/07 at 11:59am

once upon a time, bww was about helping people.

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pray to st. jude

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#27

re: help! asap! this is really important!

Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:02pm

I was afraid it was going to be one of those threads that say "What should I see on Broadway?"

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#28

re: help! asap! this is really important!

Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:03pm

i always knew you were full of SH*T.

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#29

re: help! asap! this is really important!

Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:12pm

6 squares of single ply...twice

3 squares of double ply...twice

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#30

re: help! asap! this is really important!

Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:14pm

Use your bosses shirt.

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#31

re: help! asap! this is really important!

Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:16pm

It's not that easy. The ration should factor in size and solidness.

#32

re: help! asap! this is really important!

Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:17pm

It's the man's paper papa. Insert entire roll, rotate three times, throw in commode and flush.

#33

re: help! asap! this is really important!

Posted: 4/16/07 at 3:36pm

Papa, what drugs are you on?

#34

re: help! asap! this is really important!

Posted: 4/16/07 at 4:49pm

The acceptable amount of toilet paper allowed for use is directly proportionate to the hairiness of the ass of the defecator (or defecatress) in question.

Klingons, captain!

That's all I'm saying.

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#35

re: help! asap! this is really important!

Posted: 4/16/07 at 4:56pm

not enough, ap.

that's very diplomatic, mister matt, but it doesn't really solve anything does it? this was a dilemma requiring specifics. clearly your answer would have left me with piles as i tried to decipher who i was.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#36

re: help! asap! this is really important!

Posted: 4/16/07 at 5:05pm

Welcome to corporate bureaucracy.

Just xerox your ass and say, "how much do you think THIS needs?"

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#37

re: help! asap! this is really important!

Posted: 4/16/07 at 5:06pm

xerox my ass. i have a full color scan.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#38

re: help! asap! this is really important!

Posted: 4/16/07 at 5:09pm

Oh, for God's SAKE, papa...

SEARCH!!

This has been covered in, like, two thousand other threads.

Sheesh!

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#39

re: help! asap! this is really important!

Posted: 4/16/07 at 5:10pm

Wet Ones and a nit comb.

That's all I'm saying.

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#40

re: help! asap! this is really important!

Posted: 4/16/07 at 5:10pm

omg, y'all! i did a search for "wiping papa's ass" but nothing came up.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective