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help! asap! this is really important!
#25re: help! asap! this is really important!
Posted: 4/16/07 at 11:59amonce upon a time, bww was about helping people.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#26re: help! asap! this is really important!
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:02pmI was afraid it was going to be one of those threads that say "What should I see on Broadway?"
#27re: help! asap! this is really important!
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:03pmi always knew you were full of SH*T.
PED
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#28re: help! asap! this is really important!
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:12pm
6 squares of single ply...twice
3 squares of double ply...twice
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#29re: help! asap! this is really important!
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:14pmUse your bosses shirt.
#30re: help! asap! this is really important!
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:16pmIt's not that easy. The ration should factor in size and solidness.
#31re: help! asap! this is really important!
Posted: 4/16/07 at 12:17pmIt's the man's paper papa. Insert entire roll, rotate three times, throw in commode and flush.
#33re: help! asap! this is really important!
Posted: 4/16/07 at 4:49pm
The acceptable amount of toilet paper allowed for use is directly proportionate to the hairiness of the ass of the defecator (or defecatress) in question.
Klingons, captain!
That's all I'm saying.
#34re: help! asap! this is really important!
Posted: 4/16/07 at 4:56pm
not enough, ap.
that's very diplomatic, mister matt, but it doesn't really solve anything does it? this was a dilemma requiring specifics. clearly your answer would have left me with piles as i tried to decipher who i was.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#35re: help! asap! this is really important!
Posted: 4/16/07 at 5:05pm
Welcome to corporate bureaucracy.
Just xerox your ass and say, "how much do you think THIS needs?"
#36re: help! asap! this is really important!
Posted: 4/16/07 at 5:06pmxerox my ass. i have a full color scan.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#37re: help! asap! this is really important!
Posted: 4/16/07 at 5:09pm
Oh, for God's SAKE, papa...
SEARCH!!
This has been covered in, like, two thousand other threads.
Sheesh!
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#38re: help! asap! this is really important!
Posted: 4/16/07 at 5:10pm
Wet Ones and a nit comb.
That's all I'm saying.
#39re: help! asap! this is really important!
Posted: 4/16/07 at 5:10pmomg, y'all! i did a search for "wiping papa's ass" but nothing came up.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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