how much nakedness in hair have you seen- Page 2

[Namaste]

Posted: 5/15/08 at 10:41pm

And esp. if you're thin. Don't show your grapes if you're thin.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/15/08 at 10:46pm

Not to me, at least.

[Namaste]

Posted: 5/15/08 at 10:47pm

Well, you can take 'obstructed view' and maybe you'll miss mine flapping during the finale, you bitch.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/15/08 at 10:50pm

Exception, meet rule.

[Namaste]

Posted: 5/15/08 at 10:50pm

But then again... *woe*

Who would cast me? Oh, woe.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/15/08 at 11:00pm

Certainly not a regional production of Hair that will have a big budget, knowing this theater.

And I prefer *woeby*. Cuz it's dumber.

[b=[^.^]=d]

Posted: 5/15/08 at 11:03pm

I was just listening to Hair before I logged onto BWW... Wow.

EDIT: This is the first bashing I've come across on these boards...

Updated On: 5/15/08 at 11:03 PM

[Namaste]

Posted: 5/15/08 at 11:10pm

We're not bashing Hair!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/15/08 at 11:11pm

Congratulations, guy whose screen name I'm not even gonna try to remember!

I'm reminded of the wise words of a dancer named Penny who told me, just days before I got money from my father to procure her an illegal abortion, "God wouldn't have given you maracas if he didn't want you to SHAAAAAAKE 'EM!"

[TheActr97J]

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:57am

I have seen one production and been involved with another. In both productions, everyone in the cast gets nude at the end of act one except for Claude. Which is as it should be if the production is being true to the piece. So, yeah, get comfortable.

Actually, there was no nudity in the original Off-Broadway production. It was sort of a gimmick added to the Broadway show for shock value.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 5/16/08 at 7:09am

i think she should post nude photos of herself here so we can judge whether or not we'd want to see her naked in a production of hair.

or, like diva suggested, suicide's an option.

Updated On: 5/16/08 at 07:09 AM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 5/16/08 at 7:21am

Papa, insightful as always!

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 5/16/08 at 9:09am

"I thought I recognized one of the actors, but he had such a small part..."
Blance Devereax

Updated On: 5/16/08 at 09:09 AM

[Namaste]

Posted: 5/16/08 at 9:24am

There are no small parts.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/16/08 at 9:27am

I dunno. I've seen some itty bitty grapes in my day.

[Namaste]

Posted: 5/16/08 at 9:30am

Aren't those called raisins?

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/16/08 at 9:33am

Only when they've shriveled in the sun. Sometimes God just makes tiny grapes!

[Namaste]

Posted: 5/16/08 at 9:36am

Sorry, but all I can hear is Caroline saying that to Noah. I know, weird theatre reference.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/16/08 at 9:44am

I used to wish my name was Noah. Or Enoch.

[Namaste]

Posted: 5/16/08 at 9:46am

I used to like the name Abe, but then everyone told me I'd sound like an 80 year old Jew and I didn't need any extra help for that.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/16/08 at 9:47am

Moses and Jonah were on my short list, too.

[Namaste]

Posted: 5/16/08 at 9:49am

I loved Jonah too.

We should start a thread of names we love.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 5/16/08 at 9:55am

my name is jonas

i'm carrying the wheel

[tazber]

Posted: 5/16/08 at 10:00am

You guys sicken me. Clearly this thread was about people who don't wear hats and you turn it into a tawdry series of double entendres about junk.

For shame.

But, does anyone still wear a hat?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 5/16/08 at 10:01am

anyone who doesn't wear a hat is guilty of attempted murder.