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#33

re: if bww were high school, and you had to eat in the cafateria...

I would be the kid that talks to everybody. I would get the "Why are you talking to that person? They aren't cool." I'd be just popular enough with everyone to get on homecoming court, but not popular enough to win King. Though I would secretly dread the lunch room even though I could get along with anyone I sat with.
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#34

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Hrm. I shudder to actually ponder my answer to this question...(but, one must admit, as silly threads go, this is a pretty darn good one.) j

I would be That Awesome New Kid, and I would probably be sitting at a table with all the giggling, vapid, exceedingly popular cheerleaders (played in this production by Bwaysinger, Bobby457, Joshua488, Lael, Addy, PalJoey, and CJR), making out with my studjock boyfriend (WithoutATrace), and talking about how great my outfits are, how fabulous my hair is, and ohmigoddon'tyoujustLOVELOVELOVEmynewshoes?

Then I'd go to the bandroom with the geeks and play Karg-Elert concert etudes all afternoon.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#36

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kissmycookie, I'll send my photographer. You get me the story.

Jailyard would be my high school crush who chases cheerleaders' skirts and football players' pants and would never give me the time of day until I'm the CEO of the company he works for. re: if bww were high school, and you had to eat in the cafateria...
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#39

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First of all...Tiff, I'm beyond flattered. *blush* (Are you a boy? Please say yes. Please.)

Secondly...the ONLY reason I would ever be chasing a cheerleader's skirt would be to fix the goddamn thing or tack up a hem or something so her ass didn't look so godawfully fat.

I was one of those anti-corporate people in high school, so I would never end up working for a company that *had* a CEO. (which means, instead of being my boss, you'd be my rich husband by our 10-year reunion. Assuming you're a boy. If not, you'd be my fabulous rich fruit fly.)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#40

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Go Bulldogs on to victory.
The red and white for all to see.
When on the playing field we'll smash the line.
We'll have the winning spirit, every time.
Hail Lindley always we'll be true,
Always we will be backing you.
So, hit em hard, hit em square.
Fight em hard but fight em fair
Lindley Junior High.
#41

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Sign me up addy! Now where the heck did I put that clipboard?
I say lets protest for an open campus policy, and the school should have a foreign policy and a sister school in some remote village!
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#42

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i would be the most fashionable guy in school. ideally, all the attention would always be on me. everyone would want to be my best friend, and i would probably be working the lunchroom every afternoon so everyone felt like they had some face time with me.

of course, the best situation would be me and jailyard as the only men in the school. then i wouldn't be passed over for hotter people.
#43

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Silly pickle...

There IS no one hotter.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#48

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I was one of those stoners that sat away from the cafeteria where the jocks and cheerleaders sat. Either that, or was in the choir room with the choir and drama team. Lael and I would've been best friends just like we are now. I'm still getting to know most of everyone else. re: if bww were high school, and you had to eat in the cafateria...
"He says... he wants to be obsessed with art, like me. He says... he wants to redevelop the creative side of his brain." - Mark NYTW RENT
#49

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come on, BWW High! Tonight's the audition for Company, this season's musical!
Who do you think is going to be Bobbie? Remember, it's a girl in this production, which should make the new homosexual scene even more revealing! As well as Bobbie singing "Mary Me A Little" to Amy.
#50

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I dunno who's gonna be Bobbie (Bobby), but if any of you bitches even THINKS about auditioning for Joseph (Joanne), I swear to Melissa Rivers that I will cut you with my credit card. (And I will definitely drink to that.)

You think Anna Kendrick was scary? Oh, no, kids...
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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