Hrm. I shudder to actually ponder my answer to this question...(but, one must admit, as silly threads go, this is a pretty darn good one.) j
I would be That Awesome New Kid, and I would probably be sitting at a table with all the giggling, vapid, exceedingly popular cheerleaders (played in this production by Bwaysinger, Bobby457, Joshua488, Lael, Addy, PalJoey, and CJR), making out with my studjock boyfriend (WithoutATrace), and talking about how great my outfits are, how fabulous my hair is, and ohmigoddon'tyoujustLOVELOVELOVEmynewshoes?
Then I'd go to the bandroom with the geeks and play Karg-Elert concert etudes all afternoon.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.