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if you could give an award to calvin what would it be?

if you could give an award to calvin what would it be?

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papalovesmambo
#0if you could give an award to calvin what would it be?
Posted: 6/2/06 at 9:55am

feel better, cal?


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he was the gimmicky sort

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Calvin
#1re: if you could give an award to calvin what would it be?
Posted: 6/2/06 at 9:57am

Oh dear God...you're killing my DL, papa.

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bwaysinger
#2re: if you could give an award to calvin what would it be?
Posted: 6/2/06 at 9:58am

Best bon mot tosser.
Best one-liner.
Best cosmo drinker.

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SonofMammaMiaSam
#3re: if you could give an award to calvin what would it be?
Posted: 6/2/06 at 9:58am

Best useage of hair product

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Princeton78
#4re: if you could give an award to calvin what would it be?
Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:00am

Best cosmo drinker?
I'll drink to that!


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SonofMammaMiaSam
#5re: if you could give an award to calvin what would it be?
Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:00am

Best placement of hands on hips and cacophonous foot stompage

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Calvin
#6re: if you could give an award to calvin what would it be?
Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:02am

I'm the best cosmo HOLDER.

The gayest-looking guy in Marie's Crisis (and that distinction alone should say something) came up and told me I was holding the glass too fruity. Or fruitily. Is that the right adverb?
Updated On: 6/2/06 at 10:02 AM

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doodlenyc
#7re: if you could give an award to calvin what would it be?
Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:03am

Best use of the word fruitily.


"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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Calvin
#8re: if you could give an award to calvin what would it be?
Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:05am

Well, no, that would go to the gayest looking guy in Marie's Crisis.

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doodlenyc
#9re: if you could give an award to calvin what would it be?
Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:11am

I'd consider it reprising the role of the guy in MC...like LuPone in Sweeney.

I think it is a fab award.


"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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ckeaton
#10re: If you could give an award to Calvin what would it be?
Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:14am

Second gayest looking guy in Marie's Crisis?


Hamlet's father.

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SonofMammaMiaSam
#11re: If you could give an award to Calvin what would it be?
Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:15am

Youngest gayest looking guy in Marie's Crisis

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PalJoey
#12re: If you could give an award to Calvin what would it be?
Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:18am

Fruitfully.

I'd say "Best Revenge Through Disgusting Substance Blended into Errant Boyrfriend's Smoothie."


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harris007
#13re: If you could give an award to Calvin what would it be?
Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:21am

hottest ass?


Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

DG
#14re: If you could give an award to Calvin what would it be?
Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:25am

Tallest Cute Little Boy.

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RobbO
#15re: If you could give an award to Calvin what would it be?
Posted: 4/13/07 at 12:15pm

best peach eater. ever.


XING
PED

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Mister Matt
#16re: If you could give an award to Calvin what would it be?
Posted: 4/13/07 at 12:16pm

Nappiest-headed ho.


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JailyardGuy
#17re: If you could give an award to Calvin what would it be?
Posted: 4/13/07 at 12:17pm

The Only Person I've Ever Seen Who Can Drink As Much As Me And Remain Not Only Upright But Coherent.


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doodlenyc
#18re: If you could give an award to Calvin what would it be?
Posted: 4/13/07 at 12:18pm

Shortest, um, thread?


"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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bwaysinger
#19re: If you could give an award to Calvin what would it be?
Posted: 4/13/07 at 12:18pm

Best "one more drink and then we'll go" date for a Saturday night.

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doodlenyc
#20re: If you could give an award to Calvin what would it be?
Posted: 4/13/07 at 12:20pm

Best Golden Girl and Designing Women episode recall...

Oh wait, that's me!


"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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Calvin
#21re: If you could give an award to Calvin what would it be?
Posted: 4/13/07 at 12:21pm

And with this post, this thread has the same number of posts as my age. How appropriate!

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RobbO
#22re: If you could give an award to Calvin what would it be?
Posted: 4/13/07 at 12:24pm

matt wins. man, do i hate white men with dreads.


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PalJoey
#23re: If you could give an award to Calvin what would it be?
Posted: 4/13/07 at 12:32pm

The Rodney King Award.


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doodlenyc
#24re: If you could give an award to Calvin what would it be?
Posted: 4/13/07 at 12:33pm

The Regina King award.


"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS


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