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Posted: 3/17/06 at 12:30pm
a man walked into a bar and sat down next to the only other person in the bar. he asked if he could buy him a drink.
"of cource!" the other man said.
the started talking. "where are you from?" asked the first man.
"ireland!" said the second man. "no kidding! i'm from ireland too! lets have another round to ireland!" the first man said. "to ireland!" the second man agreed.
the first man grew curious. "where in ireland are you from?" he asked. "dublin" replies the second man.
"i'm from dublin too!" the first man said "let's have another round to dublin!" "to dublin!"
the first man's curiosity was getting the best of him and he asked "what school did you go to?"
the second man replied "st mary's... class of '62"
"what a coinsidence! i went to st. mary's and graduated in '62! let's drink to st. mary's!" "to st. mary's!"
just then another man walked into the bar and went up to the bartender.
"what's new?" he said
the bartender replied "oh nothing much... the o'malley twins are drunk again."
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an irishman was being questioned in the death of his wife.
"did she say anything ebfore she died?" asked the policeman
"she spoke uninterupted, non-stop for 40 years" replied the irishman
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an irishman, a scottish man, and an englishman were on a boat together. the found a lamp and to their surprise and geenie popped out.
"i will give you one wish each" the geenie explained.
the scottish man went first. "i'm a fisherman, my father was a fisherman, his father was a fisherman, and my son will be a fisherman. i want you to fill the seas up with fish forever."
the geenie nodded and the seas were full of fish.
the englishman went next
"i want a wall around england, to protect her and keep inruders out."
with a nod of his head, the geenie created a wall around england.
the irishman said "tell me more about this wall"
the geenie explained "it's 150 feet tall, and 50 feet thick so nothing can get in or out."
the irishman smiled. "fill it up with water"
"of cource!" the other man said.
the started talking. "where are you from?" asked the first man.
"ireland!" said the second man. "no kidding! i'm from ireland too! lets have another round to ireland!" the first man said. "to ireland!" the second man agreed.
the first man grew curious. "where in ireland are you from?" he asked. "dublin" replies the second man.
"i'm from dublin too!" the first man said "let's have another round to dublin!" "to dublin!"
the first man's curiosity was getting the best of him and he asked "what school did you go to?"
the second man replied "st mary's... class of '62"
"what a coinsidence! i went to st. mary's and graduated in '62! let's drink to st. mary's!" "to st. mary's!"
just then another man walked into the bar and went up to the bartender.
"what's new?" he said
the bartender replied "oh nothing much... the o'malley twins are drunk again."
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an irishman was being questioned in the death of his wife.
"did she say anything ebfore she died?" asked the policeman
"she spoke uninterupted, non-stop for 40 years" replied the irishman
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an irishman, a scottish man, and an englishman were on a boat together. the found a lamp and to their surprise and geenie popped out.
"i will give you one wish each" the geenie explained.
the scottish man went first. "i'm a fisherman, my father was a fisherman, his father was a fisherman, and my son will be a fisherman. i want you to fill the seas up with fish forever."
the geenie nodded and the seas were full of fish.
the englishman went next
"i want a wall around england, to protect her and keep inruders out."
with a nod of his head, the geenie created a wall around england.
the irishman said "tell me more about this wall"
the geenie explained "it's 150 feet tall, and 50 feet thick so nothing can get in or out."
the irishman smiled. "fill it up with water"
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Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
