You know, I sometimes forget that people can't hear my voice when they read my comments.
That "over 30, not married, gay thing" was sarcasm. I was mocking people who think that (and there are many of them, my mother included.)
damn internet. so much humor is lost.
I'm really sorry if I offended anyone.
Coin operated boy
All the other real ones
that I destroy
Cannot hold a candle
to my new boy and I'll
Never let him go
and I'll never be alone
Not with my coin-operated
boy