movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porno titles....

#1

movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porno titles....

Posted: 8/6/04 at 3:52pm

for instance...

FREE WILLY

ILLEGALLY BLONDE

ILLEGALLY BLONDE 2: RED WHITE AND BONDAGE

GOOD WILL HUM*ING

and...

THE ITALIAN BL** JOB...

fire away...

Updated On: 8/6/04 at 03:52 PM

#2

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porno titles....

Posted: 8/6/04 at 3:57pm

Michael Moore's trilogy:

Rogering Me
Blowing for Columbine
Farenheit 69

#3

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porno titles....

Posted: 8/6/04 at 4:06pm

Triple X of course!

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#4

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porno titles....

Posted: 8/6/04 at 4:12pm

Shaving Ryan's Privates

#5

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porno titles....

Posted: 8/6/04 at 4:15pm

A Sale of Two Titties

#6

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porno titles....

Posted: 8/6/04 at 4:16pm

Catcher in the Eye

#7

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Posted: 8/6/04 at 4:24pm

Link -- I think there IS a pron called Shaving Ryan's Privates...

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#8

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porno titles....

Posted: 8/6/04 at 4:26pm

yes, there really is, but that's the point! These should all be pornos...

#9

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porno titles....

Posted: 8/6/04 at 4:29pm

Hah....and there I was all smug that I had come up with it. Damn.

Akiva

#10

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porno titles....

Posted: 8/6/04 at 4:50pm

Snatch

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#11

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Posted: 8/6/04 at 4:51pm

Good one Matt!

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#12

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Posted: 8/6/04 at 4:53pm

The Wood

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#13

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porno titles....

Posted: 8/6/04 at 5:06pm

I think THE SEX SENSE is already one too...

#14

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porno titles....

Posted: 8/6/04 at 5:15pm

I was always partial to the title, Little Shop of Whores.

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#15

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Posted: 8/6/04 at 5:15pm

7 BRIDES FOR 7 BROTHERS
C*CKTOBER SKY
C*CK FIGHT CLUB
IGBY GOES DOWN
BIG DADDY
GREAT SEXPECTATIONS
2 GIRLS, INTERUPTED
SEX AND SENSIBILITY

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Updated On: 8/6/04 at 05:15 PM

#16

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porno titles....

Posted: 8/6/04 at 5:20pm

lol, Matt. Tying in Jake with porn has now become your specialty... shall we say THE BAD GIRL and THE FU*K AFTER TOMORROW...???

Updated On: 8/6/04 at 05:20 PM

#17

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porno titles....

Posted: 8/6/04 at 5:51pm

MY BIG FAT GREEK CO*K

FOREST HUMP

BLOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN TWINKS

RATED X MEN

WHO FU*KED ROGER RABBIT?

DOCTOR DO-LITTLE CHILDREN

FINGERING NAMO

HONEY, I DID THE KIDS

BLACK CO*K DOWN

UP IN SIXTY SECONDS

YOU'VE GOT MALE

***from an anonymous source***

Updated On: 8/6/04 at 05:51 PM

#18

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porn

Posted: 8/6/04 at 5:58pm

these are all unchanged movie titles...

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
BIG DADDY
THE BIG LEBOWSKI
BLOW
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN
DANCER IN THE DARK
DIRTY DANCING
THE ELEPHANT MAN
THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS
JAWS
OCEAN'S ELEVEN
PORKY'S
SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY
SOME LIKE IT HOT
THAT THING YOU DO!
WHAT WOMEN WANT

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Updated On: 8/6/04 at 05:58 PM

#19

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porn

Posted: 8/6/04 at 6:24pm

Richard Roeper's book has a list of porn parodies of actual movies. And since I'm bored, I'll write them all (or at least the good ones):
6 Lays, 7 Nights
As Good as Head Gets
Ass Ventura: The Crack Detective
The Beaverly Hillbillies
Bonfire of the Panties
Buffy, the Vampire Layer
Cape Rear
Cliffbanger
A Clockwork Orgy
Done in 60 Seconds
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
Dumb and Done Her
Edward Penishands
E-Three: The Extra Testicle
Face Jam
The Flintbones
For Your Thighs Only
Forrest Hump
Free My Willy
Glad He Ate Her
Good Will Humping
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Inspect Her Gadget
Jurassic Pork
A League of Their Moan
On Golden Blonde
Pocahontass
Porn on the 4th of July
Position: Impossible
Romancing the Bone
Saving Ryan's Privates
Schindler's Fist
Snatch Adams
There's Someone on Mary
There Were 12 Men But They Weren't Angry (My fave title; )
The Three Musket Queers
Was That as Good as It Gets?
White Men Can't Hump
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?
You Have Male

Geez, how does Roeper know about all of these?

#20

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porn

Posted: 8/6/04 at 6:25pm

Geez, Jonathon ...how dare you forget Schindler's FIST!
Let's see... how's about...

*Under the Tuscan "Son"
*In and Out (what that's a normal movie...)
*In and Out Again
*Home Alone 4: Kevin's 18th Birthday...
*Stripper's Day Out
*Porn Supremacy
*Hello Dolly...Parton!
*Guys on Dolls
*The Phantom of my Pants

I think I'll stop there...before i do anymore damage

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Updated On: 8/6/04 at 06:25 PM

#21

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porn

Posted: 8/6/04 at 6:37pm

THE JOY SUCK CLUB

THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RIMS TWICE

FRANKENPEN*S...

those are all real too...

Updated On: 8/6/04 at 06:37 PM

#22

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porn

Posted: 8/6/04 at 6:49pm

MY FAIR LADIES

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE LITTLE GREEN BOOK STORE

SWEENEY PROD

THE SCARLET PIMP

WEST SIDE WHORY

#23

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porn

Posted: 8/6/04 at 7:12pm

- Man in the Mirror: The True Story of Michael Jackson

- Freaky Friday

- Catch Me if You Can

- About Sh*t

- You've Got Male

- F*ck Everlasting

- The Rookie

- Miss Genitality

- Thoroughly On Millie


edit: Oops! Mine is a bit different, but I didn't realize YOU HAVE MALE was already on the list.

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Updated On: 8/6/04 at 07:12 PM

#24

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porn

Posted: 8/6/04 at 7:20pm

all real titles:

the bone collector
manhunter
fire down below
i went down
they bite
swallow the leader (1949 wb cartoon)
d*ck
kiss the girls
the last american virgin
stroker ace
lonesome cowboys
a man called horse
in too deep

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#25

re: movie titles that, when changed, or left unchanged would make good porn

Posted: 8/6/04 at 8:43pm

Don't forget the most obscene title ever: SCENT OF A WOMAN

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