new words and phrases to describe SOFT

I could never have imagined that CNN could use so many descriptive adjectives and phrases to describe soft in one article. I'll list them prior to the article but post it as well for you...


- Vagisoft
- Vajamas
- Softer than the "anus of a silkworm"
- not quite as soft as "the womb of a marshmallow mermaid"

For some reason I see these to be as popular with fat obese overweight men as stretch stirrup pants are with fat obese overweight women!

Here is the article to see what product has now hit the market!
Dress Pant Sweatpants

Isn't fat obese overweight kind of redundant repetitive saying the same thing three times?

Ok I see got it.