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[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 1:12pm

well. i do a little work in the morning and things just go all haywire, don't they?

firstly, son, what did you do? bug the freakin' dog? i knew that damn collar looked to fancy for arkansas trailer trash. and since the dog has since conveniently gone to the great boneyard in the sky, he won't be answering any questions will he? very convenient.

second, ck, i do not respond well to threats. one call, pal, just one and you'll be joining ron brown and vince foster and the aforementioned dog at the big poker game in the sky. put that in your super 8 and see how it spins.

finally, my dear, vish, far be it from me to attempt to dissuade you from sharing the rack with america. lord knows they need it in this time of political upheaval and compromised values. i'll even scrub yer feet so long as the shoot me from the wrists down and leave the tattoo out of the shots.

that said, son is banned from the set for his proclivity towards personal pictures. and, as usual, ck, i will have a few requests of my own that we'll delve into as we get closer to go time.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 1:14pm

Ah. Papa comes back, and this boat is firmly back on course.
Thank you skipper.

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 1:16pm

You think banning me from the set is going to stop me? I am dissapointed in you papa. You severely underestimate my resources and abilities.

Updated On: 4/22/04 at 01:16 PM

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 1:18pm

My on-set security is flawless...
Son/gunn you'll need blue prints, a stun gun, and a ziplock bag to get in.

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 1:24pm

How little you know ckeaton. HOW LITTLE YOU KNOW!

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 1:35pm

this from the 600 pund man who ate the real stunn gunn...i think we all know now why you really disapppeared...it was to study the original stunn gunnstyle so as to replicate it, but i see your true nature has come through now!

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 1:41pm

Vish has wandered away now. Stunn... you will rue the day you threatened my set Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmn yooooooooooooooooou!

Posted: 4/22/04 at 1:46pm

Geez, I go down to the scene shop to pick up some empty boxes and there's an APB on me.

And, papa, I thought we already had our.... arrangements made.

Ready or not, here comes Vishie.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 1:48pm

No ...arrangements... will be permitted until this is in the can. I don't want anything spoiling their, uh your debut on the indie circuit.

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 1:50pm

Ok I am tired fo the charade. I have a short attention span and am bored with the whole spying thing. Back to this flick that I am sure everyone is waiting for.

Updated On: 4/22/04 at 01:50 PM

Posted: 4/22/04 at 1:54pm

I want a two-hour fluffing session with papa, a trailer stocked with a fully functional bar, a TV/DVD combo and a bevy of Kenneth Branagh flicks.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 2:02pm

OK... You shall have Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.
Agreed.

Posted: 4/22/04 at 2:09pm

I want Much Ado About Nothing, Dead Again, Hamlet, Henry V and Love's Labours Lost.

Please.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 2:13pm

you really don't want me there, do you, vish? brannagh movies? if you need a sleep aid there are better tools out there than these.

Posted: 4/22/04 at 2:17pm

You got to ask him for Helena Bonham Carter's cell phone number, all I'm asking him for is a nice, long.... Nevermind.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 2:24pm

You shall have everything you desire.

Posted: 4/22/04 at 2:30pm

(Evoking Julianne Moore in Cookie's Fortune)

"I want.... on a silvah plattah.... the head.... of John the Baptist!"

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 2:32pm

see, ck'll get it for ya, but it better be off when i get there.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 2:33pm

I think I'd have to go to Rome for that...
And then the Swiss Guard would try to kill me...

How about the head of John the Deli Guy?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 2:35pm

if you're bringing back heads, i'll take eliza dushku's...and you can just leave the rest of her attached to it.

Posted: 4/22/04 at 2:36pm

The only thing that'll be on when you get here, papa, is me.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 2:39pm

Ah... Dushku... sorry what?
I was thrown off momentarily. Who? Where?

Vish is always on... but only for you papa. This has the rest of us in a realous jage.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 2:39pm

now just for my reference where's the emphasis in that sentence, vish?

is it:

"[t]he only thing that'll be on when you get here, papa, is me."

or is it:

"[t]he only thing that'll be on when you get here, papa, is me."

it makes a great deal of difference you little buffalo bill fan.

Updated On: 4/22/04 at 02:39 PM

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 2:42pm

Or...

"The only thing you'll be on when you get here, papa, is me"

Updated On: 4/22/04 at 02:42 PM

Posted: 4/22/04 at 2:43pm

I'll show you where the "emphasis" is, papa. Updated On: 4/22/04 at 02:43 PM