lookie lookie is alls i gots ta say, bout dat.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
papa, my hair curled this morning! I think it's because of the gorgeous weather.
Happy 30.
My hair just curled, reading the last couple pages of this thread.
awww, thanks, vish. i can barely walk today having stupidly taken on the boxing machine at the espnzone. i kicked ass, but today my lower back is reminding me that one should train before going 7 rounds, even if it is a machine.
I can hardly walk, mainly because of a certain endowment that shall remain nameless... but I'm training.
What does a boxing machine do... does it take swings at you?
nah, it's basically a video game, but you have gloves that are wired and the pad on which you stand is also wired to move your body in the game in rhythm with the way you move in reality. so if you want to avoid punches, you have to bob and weave it kronk style. it's kinda like virtual reality. the damn gloves are heavy too!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
So THAT's why you were dancing around in your office today. I was wondering whether or not you'd seen the Boxing Kangaroo one too many times.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
In the midst of the American Revolution Redux, I'd like to say that I am now a resident of Hell's Kitchen! For 609 a month!
How perfect numerically and financially!
congratulations, vish. now we'll need a 15 page paper chronicling the various histories of the name "hell's kitchen" or instead a history of spectacular murders in the area.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Welcome, Vish.
I have lived in the Kitchen for 10 years -- and still for $515 a month.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Honey, since I pay $515 a month, when Dinah's in my kitchen, she's also in my bedroom, my living room, my study, my den, and my front hallway.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Dinah and I have the same set-up. But we share the bathroom with another girl on that end of the hall.
I got my own bathroom, Vish. You're welcome to come on over here anytime you feel the need.
Can Vish take a long luxurious bath in your tub, which is completely free of spycams, and all other tiny recording devices?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Are massages included with the aromatherapy bath?
massages, and film rights.
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I refuse to be treated like a piece of meat exploited for the purposes of man's idle pleasure.
We'll say 85% of the grosses?
85%, darling you drive a hard bargain...
Whaddaya say, 25% of the gross and 60% of the merchandising?
There will be a line of specialty soaps, loofas, and various shower heads that all are detachable.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
No no no, I do not want this to be commercialized.
How about 75 percent of the gross and 10 percent of all eligible bachelors in the audience?
35% of the gross, and 5% of the bachelors.
There will also be a generous bonus upon 'completion'.
International distribution rights (UK excluded) will be negotiated at a later date.
I'm off to shop for underwater goggles and big rubber boots...
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
65% and 10%.
45% and 7.5%
OK, your twisted my...arm... I'll give you 8. *wink*
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