#751
Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:15pm
55% and 9%
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#752
Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:24pm
50% and 8.5%
My final offer.
My final offer.
Hamlet's father.
#753
Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:26pm
How on earth do I have half of a bachelor? The sheer logistics of that offer are nonexistant.
53% and 9%
53% and 9%
#754
Posted: 4/20/04 at 9:53pm
half a bachelor...reminds me of a video game that i bought mrs. mambo...
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#755
Posted: 4/20/04 at 11:52pm
You know, you may qualify for half a bachelor, papa.
Shall we re-negotiate to 9.5%, ckeaton?
Shall we re-negotiate to 9.5%, ckeaton?
#756
Posted: 4/21/04 at 8:07am
with this gut? baby, i am girth vader lord of the cellulite. i am half of nothing, i am whole!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#757
Posted: 4/21/04 at 9:23am
52% and 8.75%
I thought we wer negotiating for percentage of the bachelor audience... For instance, you could have 875 bachelors if 10000 people saw your command performance.
I thought we wer negotiating for percentage of the bachelor audience... For instance, you could have 875 bachelors if 10000 people saw your command performance.
Hamlet's father.
#758
Posted: 4/21/04 at 11:02am
Yes, but papa is easily a given. He comes in addition to the bachelor audience.
52.75% and 8.9%
52.75% and 8.9%
#759
Posted: 4/21/04 at 11:17am
Agreed.
Now... you have a couple of days to prepare. I suggest a massage and a high-colonic.
On Saturday, you will be expected at the bathtub, ready to luxuriate. (I belive I'm making up words, but that's OK... there's a precedent) Zola will prepare the location. Papa is your fluffer, and I my dear hold the tit-le of Producer/Director.
Heres the line. || Heres me.
Now... you have a couple of days to prepare. I suggest a massage and a high-colonic.
On Saturday, you will be expected at the bathtub, ready to luxuriate. (I belive I'm making up words, but that's OK... there's a precedent) Zola will prepare the location. Papa is your fluffer, and I my dear hold the tit-le of Producer/Director.
Heres the line. || Heres me.
Hamlet's father.
#760
Posted: 4/21/04 at 3:10pm
Can papa double as my cabana boy?
#761
Posted: 4/21/04 at 4:49pm
fluffer? cabana boy? these terms are foreign to me. can someone explain what i've been volunteered for?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#762
Posted: 4/21/04 at 5:10pm
Papa it has been my experience that you are better off not asking any questions. Just be quiet and who knows you might even enjoy it or even get in on the action if ckeaton feels the film needs an overexposed guy in his thirties who "is half of nothing"...
My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...
#763
Posted: 4/21/04 at 8:14pm
depends on which half of the nothing he wants to shoot!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#764
Posted: 4/21/04 at 10:52pm
They shoot mambos, don't they?
#765
Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:07pm
*****
fluffer (-fl-UF-r-)
(noun) a person in the adult entertainment industry whose job it is to give male porno stars blowjobs in order to get them ready to perform.
*****
This is a sexist definition. It is however the most common usage of said terminology. I imagine papa's duties would be to coax ms. vish out of hiding, and comfort her, perhaps providing her with "inspiration". WE SHOOT IN 2 1/2 Days!
fluffer (-fl-UF-r-)
(noun) a person in the adult entertainment industry whose job it is to give male porno stars blowjobs in order to get them ready to perform.
*****
This is a sexist definition. It is however the most common usage of said terminology. I imagine papa's duties would be to coax ms. vish out of hiding, and comfort her, perhaps providing her with "inspiration". WE SHOOT IN 2 1/2 Days!
Hamlet's father.
#766
Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:09pm
Suddenly, I don't like the sound of this.... papa, save me!
#767
Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:23pm
Oh please! One musn't campaign for hussy-of-the-year and then get all scaredy-waredy on us. I just ordered an entire pallette of 8 mm film and bath gels. Don't tell me that my investment is for naught!
Hamlet's father.
#768
Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:26pm
I'm sorry, this hussy don't work without papalovesmambo. I'm waiting for his input in this matter.
Updated On: 4/22/04 at 12:26 PM
#769
Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:29pm
tsk. tsk. tsk.
One must not keep the film industry waiting.
:)
One must not keep the film industry waiting.
:)
Hamlet's father.
#770
Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:32pm
No papa, no picture. You got that, toots?
#771
Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:37pm
Toots? Toots! TOOTS!!!
I resent your disrespect to me. I am a 4 time winner of the AVN award for "cleanest" dirty movie. Nude Bathtub and Carwashing movies have made me billions of Yen in my day!
By insulting your elder, you bring disrespect to the house of Circle!
You must now work for SAG scale, and get no cut of the profits. If papa doesn't want me publishing those pictures of him brunching with the Clintons, naked... he will recommend that you take my offer.
I resent your disrespect to me. I am a 4 time winner of the AVN award for "cleanest" dirty movie. Nude Bathtub and Carwashing movies have made me billions of Yen in my day!
By insulting your elder, you bring disrespect to the house of Circle!
You must now work for SAG scale, and get no cut of the profits. If papa doesn't want me publishing those pictures of him brunching with the Clintons, naked... he will recommend that you take my offer.
Hamlet's father.
#772
Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:45pm
Don't talk to me about rules, darling. Wherever I stay, I make the goddamn rules.
I'm going to wait for papa's input on this matter.
I'm going to wait for papa's input on this matter.
#773
Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:54pm
OK, you are the star.
(I'm waiting for his input on several other matters as well)
Waitaminute...wait...a...minute...
Are you waiting for his "input"? or his input?
Because if you are waiting for his "input" we could have a whole 'nother film altogether.
(I'm waiting for his input on several other matters as well)
Waitaminute...wait...a...minute...
Are you waiting for his "input"? or his input?
Because if you are waiting for his "input" we could have a whole 'nother film altogether.
Hamlet's father.
#774
Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:55pm
Darn you ckeaton! I told you those photos I gave you were not to be used unless it was a dire emergency. She just has cold feet, she'll get over it! How am I supposed to blackmail papa now! If you release those pictures without my permission you'll be sorry! I still have the negatives from your visit to Richard Simmons house that I told you I destroyed!
My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...
#775
Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:57pm
I shall never get the intoxicating scent of coconut body oil from my head.
ahhh... gym shorts...
ahhh... gym shorts...
Hamlet's father.
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