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[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:15pm

55% and 9%

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:24pm

50% and 8.5%

My final offer.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:26pm

How on earth do I have half of a bachelor? The sheer logistics of that offer are nonexistant.

53% and 9%

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 9:53pm

half a bachelor...reminds me of a video game that i bought mrs. mambo...

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 11:52pm

You know, you may qualify for half a bachelor, papa.

Shall we re-negotiate to 9.5%, ckeaton?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/21/04 at 8:07am

with this gut? baby, i am girth vader lord of the cellulite. i am half of nothing, i am whole!

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/21/04 at 9:23am

52% and 8.75%

I thought we wer negotiating for percentage of the bachelor audience... For instance, you could have 875 bachelors if 10000 people saw your command performance.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/21/04 at 11:02am

Yes, but papa is easily a given. He comes in addition to the bachelor audience.

52.75% and 8.9%

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/21/04 at 11:17am

Agreed.
Now... you have a couple of days to prepare. I suggest a massage and a high-colonic.

On Saturday, you will be expected at the bathtub, ready to luxuriate. (I belive I'm making up words, but that's OK... there's a precedent) Zola will prepare the location. Papa is your fluffer, and I my dear hold the tit-le of Producer/Director.

Heres the line. || Heres me.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/21/04 at 3:10pm

Can papa double as my cabana boy?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/21/04 at 4:49pm

fluffer? cabana boy? these terms are foreign to me. can someone explain what i've been volunteered for?

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 4/21/04 at 5:10pm

Papa it has been my experience that you are better off not asking any questions. Just be quiet and who knows you might even enjoy it or even get in on the action if ckeaton feels the film needs an overexposed guy in his thirties who "is half of nothing"...

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/21/04 at 8:14pm

depends on which half of the nothing he wants to shoot!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/21/04 at 10:52pm

They shoot mambos, don't they?

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:07pm

*****
fluffer (-fl-UF-r-)

(noun) a person in the adult entertainment industry whose job it is to give male porno stars blowjobs in order to get them ready to perform.

*****

This is a sexist definition. It is however the most common usage of said terminology. I imagine papa's duties would be to coax ms. vish out of hiding, and comfort her, perhaps providing her with "inspiration". WE SHOOT IN 2 1/2 Days!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:09pm

Suddenly, I don't like the sound of this.... papa, save me!

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:23pm

Oh please! One musn't campaign for hussy-of-the-year and then get all scaredy-waredy on us. I just ordered an entire pallette of 8 mm film and bath gels. Don't tell me that my investment is for naught!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:26pm

I'm sorry, this hussy don't work without papalovesmambo. I'm waiting for his input in this matter. Updated On: 4/22/04 at 12:26 PM

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:29pm

tsk. tsk. tsk.
One must not keep the film industry waiting.
:)

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:32pm

No papa, no picture. You got that, toots?

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:37pm

Toots? Toots! TOOTS!!!

I resent your disrespect to me. I am a 4 time winner of the AVN award for "cleanest" dirty movie. Nude Bathtub and Carwashing movies have made me billions of Yen in my day!

By insulting your elder, you bring disrespect to the house of Circle!

You must now work for SAG scale, and get no cut of the profits. If papa doesn't want me publishing those pictures of him brunching with the Clintons, naked... he will recommend that you take my offer.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:45pm

Don't talk to me about rules, darling. Wherever I stay, I make the goddamn rules.

I'm going to wait for papa's input on this matter.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:54pm

OK, you are the star.
(I'm waiting for his input on several other matters as well)


Waitaminute...wait...a...minute...
Are you waiting for his "input"? or his input?
Because if you are waiting for his "input" we could have a whole 'nother film altogether.

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:55pm

Darn you ckeaton! I told you those photos I gave you were not to be used unless it was a dire emergency. She just has cold feet, she'll get over it! How am I supposed to blackmail papa now! If you release those pictures without my permission you'll be sorry! I still have the negatives from your visit to Richard Simmons house that I told you I destroyed!

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:57pm

I shall never get the intoxicating scent of coconut body oil from my head.

ahhh... gym shorts...