My kingdom for a vicodin and a pitcher of martinis.
my kingdom for a handful of percodan and a bottle of bushmills.
How do you queens suddenly rate kingdoms?
heh heh, wouldn't you like to know...hey wait a minute, he said queen. am i an honorary queen yet? can someone check that for me?
Oh, puh-leeeeeeze. You have been an honorary queen for years. It's in the book of honoraries right next to the description of the secret handshake.
Yeah... hold the presses. What? Awesome.
That's what I get with being gender-blind with my flirting. Curse me and my forward thinking banter.
wait is that the secret handshake where they make you strip down to your...oops, sorry that's right it's secret .
Careful... you're getting very close to my fraternity initiation.
It's a big secret but suffice it to say that we don't strip during the handshake -- we start off naked.
is that just plain old naked or butt nekkid?
nothing here is "plain old"
hmmm, what about just plain or just old?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
If I weren't so drunk I'd do a monologue from The Rainmaker.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
PS--I now live mere steps from two of my favourite bars. Do I know how to pick an apartment or what? Updated On: 5/5/04 at 07:52 PM
Where do you live?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Hell's Kitchen. Right near Open and The Blarney Stone.
Oh yes. I remeber Hells kitchen.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
It's divoon. I feel like I moved to 28 Barbary Lane. Updated On: 5/5/04 at 07:58 PM
Vish, come on over for that Stoli vanilla. I'm right around the corner from the Froot Loops Deli on 10th.
ahh to be young and footloose and fancy free in hell's kitchen.
ah to be able to "come on over".
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Vish -- were you ever in "Musical Comedy Murders..."
They say *divoon* in that show all the time.
How to inject a little life into this thread...
*hmmmm*
Is anyone into nude sunbathing? or other outdoor activities in the buff?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
He he.... Murders.... injecting life.... Ahh, how doped up I am on antihistamines.
--Vish, who was never in Musical Comedy Murders or in the buff.
I would love nude sunabthing on the beach if the other people weren't so damned old and ugly. Why is that at nude beaches it's only the people over 80 with big bellies and varicose veins that get naked?
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