pro-life blogger attacks onion article

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pro-life blogger attacks onion article

Posted: 7/12/06 at 4:49pm

sigh.

*edit*

wonder how long it will stay up before someone points out just exactly how stupid it makes 'em look?
march together for life!

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Updated On: 7/12/06 at 04:49 PM

#2

re: pro-life blogger attacks onion article

Posted: 7/12/06 at 4:52pm

Damn those Onion-heads, shaking their satire stick at our children like that!

#3

re: pro-life blogger attacks onion article

Posted: 7/12/06 at 4:58pm

There are people who are stupid and there are people who are clueless. And these are people who are stupid AND clueless.

What an embarrassment.

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re: pro-life blogger attacks onion article

Posted: 7/12/06 at 4:59pm

I can't believe they think the Onion is a serious publication. That's hillarious. I remember when the Onion did a story about a group of kids who turned to witchcraft and said it was all because of Harry Potter and they worshiped the books like the Bible. That Sunday, my old preacher got up and talked about this like it was a real article. My wife (then girlfriend) and I were laughing so hard in our seats.

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Updated On: 7/12/06 at 04:59 PM

#5

re: pro-life blogger attacks onion article

Posted: 7/12/06 at 5:01pm

worse is the fact that this is not even a recent article. it's from 1999.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#6

re: pro-life blogger attacks onion article

Posted: 7/12/06 at 5:04pm

is it wrong that that kinda made my day?

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#7

re: pro-life blogger attacks onion article

Posted: 7/12/06 at 5:07pm

Heh. It's almost as bad as Dan Quayle freaking out about Murphy Brown having a baby.

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re: pro-life blogger attacks onion article

Posted: 7/12/06 at 5:17pm

Or when Tom DeLay's staffers were quoting Stephen Colbert.

#9

re: pro-life blogger attacks onion article

Posted: 7/12/06 at 6:25pm

Haha, i know, I love the fact that so many conservatives think that Stephen Colbert is hysterical. I guess that politics isn' tthe only thing they're completely clueless about.

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re: pro-life blogger attacks onion article

Posted: 7/12/06 at 6:28pm

"We will end abortion through our unity and the Monthly Call for Life"

Monthly call for life - you mean, Like PMS?

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#11

re: pro-life blogger attacks onion article

Posted: 7/12/06 at 7:08pm

as do rubbers. now sing it with me, every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#12

re: pro-life blogger attacks onion article

Posted: 7/12/06 at 7:47pm

This part was the best:

"If my HMO wouldn't have bowed to their pressure not to cover oral contraceptives, I never would've gotten pregnant in the first place."

Sorry ma'am, if you hadn't had sex you wouldn't have gotten pregnant, it's not the HMO's fault for not supporting your promiscuity while not married.
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re: pro-life blogger attacks onion article

Posted: 7/12/06 at 7:48pm

He disabled the links to actual comments, but they're still accessible.

Have fun!

http://www.haloscan.com/comments/turnstile/115271854178491623/
http://www.haloscan.com/comments/turnstile/115219671206889457/
http://www.haloscan.com/comments/turnstile/115259322998005708/

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#14

re: pro-life blogger attacks onion article

Posted: 7/12/06 at 8:10pm

Peter Shinn- Pro life blogger

#15

re: pro-life blogger attacks onion article

Posted: 7/12/06 at 10:23pm

He's dreamy. He almost makes me want to commit a bunch of abortions right now just staring at that photo, if you know what I mean.

#16

re: pro-life blogger attacks onion article

Posted: 7/12/06 at 11:01pm

The FARK thread for good ol' Pete Shinn is hysterical: https://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2167747

Calvin, you're gross!

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#17

re: pro-life blogger attacks onion article

Posted: 7/12/06 at 11:10pm

2006-07-12 08:13:00 PM eabod [TotalFark]

This is the journalistic equivalent of a person who trips and then tries to jog it off.


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! That's the best one yet.

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