re: Applications For A Bitch
re: Applications For A Bitch
#0Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:26pm
Matt_G and I are currently looking for one BroadwayWorld.com member to call our bitch. Please read the below requirements and decide if you are interested. All applications will be considered.
*Must be able to dance*
*Strong knees*
*Gay or Straight it doesn't matter much*
*Human*
*At least 1 arm*
*Man or Woman*
*No fat chicks*
Preferences:
*Gymnast*
ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:
What is your favorite movie?
What is your favorite book?
Bangable Catherine Zeta Jones or Matt Damon?
How many fingers does it take for you to do the moonwalk upside down?
Over under or under sideways?
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
Updated On: 9/12/04 at 10:26 PM
#1re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:28pm
I don't qualify.
[insert a sarcastic 'darn']
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
Updated On: 4/13/08 at 10:28 PM
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
ponine24601
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/03
#2re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:28pmlol. haha. o god. that fits me. and now i'm just plain scared.
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions."
~The one and only John Lennon
#3re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:29pm
That...is quite possibly....the coolest post you have ever done.
Of course, I can't fill all the requirements, but I'd SO apply.
Real men are tenors.
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#4re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:30pmI think I'm too young, but I fit all of the other requirements. Do with it what you will.
#5re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:30pmApply anyways all applications will be considered.
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
#6re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:31pmAnything specific needed in the application?
Real men are tenors.
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#8re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:33pmPlease refer to the updated post.
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#10re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:34pm
Ooooh, questions! Let's see...
What is your favorite movie?
Waiting for Guffman
What is your favorite book?
Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister
Bangable Catherine Zeta Jones or Matt Damon?
Matt Damon
How many fingers does it take for you to do the moonwalk upside down?
Two
Over under or under sideways?
Um...over under...?
Updated On: 9/12/04 at 10:34 PM
#11re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:34pmThis thread. So it can be considered by all and especially Matt and I.
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
#12re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:35pmOne more question: Do you think my mustache tickles women when I kiss them?
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
judy_in_disguise
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/31/04
#13re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:35pm
_G and I are currently looking for one BroadwayWorld.com member to call our bitch. Please read the below requirements and decide if you are interested. All applications will be considered.
*Must be able to dance*: I've been a dancer since I was 2.
*Strong knees*: I'm a dancer of 17 years who DOESN'T have knee problems. Impressive, eh?
*Gay or Straight it doesn't matter much* Straight, but gay for Catherine.
*Human*: I think so.
*At least 1 arm* I've got two- bonus!
*Man or Woman*: wooooman
*No fat chicks* I'm definately not!
Preferences:
*Gymnast*:... uh, I can do the splits. Both ways.
ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:
What is your favorite movie? The Wizard of Oz
What is your favorite book? Fall on Your Knees by Ann Marie MacDonald (oh get your mind out of the gutter!)
Bangable Catherine Zeta Jones or Matt Damon? I am the original Catherine banger on this board.
How many fingers does it take for you to do the moonwalk upside down? two. I think. Hold on, i'll go try.
Over under or under sideways? under sideways. Although either is pleasurable!
Hope that serves you well!
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#15re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:37pm
I can dance, got strong knees, etc. i can't remem,ber all the questions. BTW, woman.
FAV. MOVIE- The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Book- I'll read anything, I no longer care.
CZJ or MD- .....Can't I have both?
Fingers/Moonwalk- 16 trillion.
OverUnder/UnderSideways- Super-fun both ways!
Real men are tenors.
Updated On: 9/12/04 at 10:37 PM
CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
#16re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:37pm
I'm double jointed....
.... but I'll only be your bitch if I find out you're really Denzel Washington on the other side of that screen name lol
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
#17re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:40pmWe don't discriminate here Governor.
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#20re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:18pm
hmmm slightly weird but it made me laugh... thanks sumofallthings 
and no i dont really fit the criteria, but im sure i will live a full and complete life without being your bitch lol
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#21re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:23pmLISTEN UP, POTENTIAL BITCHES! THis is no laughing matter. Sum & I need a bitch. Either you want to be him/her or you don't.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#22re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:24pmDon't.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#23re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:24pmI'm serious. I applied.
Real men are tenors.
#24re: Applications For A Bitch
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:26pmWeak knees, I expect.
Real men are tenors.
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