re: Applications For A Bitch- Page 3

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:01am

Matt, you really have to get some older appplicants.

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:03am

Glindy and Judy are the only ones who's applied who are over 18.
And I'm the only guy.
Go get some more applicants.

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:06am

And Galindy's engaged.

Governor, we are so cool.

It helps that I've already asked so many gay guys to marry me, then they feel bad and make me their straight mistress.

I'm...I'm used to...*sniff* being let down!

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:07am

That we are, Monkey.
That we are.

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:10am

I wonder why Delphine hasn't applied. This is right up her alley.

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:19am

Alright, this is too entertaining to pass up.

EDIT: (application withdrawn.)

Updated On: 9/14/04 at 01:19 AM

[fae]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 2:13am

i have no gag reflex.

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 2:31am

Wait, is that a requirement?
Because man, I gag when I'm brushing my teeth.
I am SO out of the running.

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 2:33am

I'd say that you are too.

In all liklihood.

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 3:11am

just cuz this is too entertaining to not do...I wanna check my qualifications too...

*Must be able to dance* been a dancer for a little over 15 years
*Strong knees* quite
*Gay or Straight it doesn't matter much* pick one..it's up to you
*Human* last time i checked
*At least 1 arm* got 2 long ones and 1 that's almost as long
*Man or Woman* man
*No fat chicks* nope..not a fat chick


Preferences:
*Gymnast* how bout ballet dancer? will that do?


ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:

What is your favorite movie? A Beautiful Mind
What is your favorite book? Memoirs of a Geisha
Bangable Catherine Zeta Jones or Matt Damon? BOTH! at the same time, preferably
How many fingers does it take for you to do the moonwalk upside down? how many you got?
Over under or under sideways? any which way but loose

[Sumofallthings]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 7:53am

Matt and I have a lot to consider...

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 10:42am

I wish to be considered for a part time position if one is available, please...

*Must be able to dance* okay at this
*Strong knees* yes, thank you
*Gay or Straight it doesn't matter much* both
*Human* I believe I am
*At least 1 arm* both arms intact
*Man or Woman* man
*No fat chicks* not fat nor am I a chick


Preferences:
*Gymnast* no gymnastics in me, but willing to bend over backwards

ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:

What is your favorite movie? Swingers or Best in Show
What is your favorite book? The House of Mirth - Edith Wharton
Bangable Catherine Zeta Jones or Matt Damon? I prefer both, also at the same time. Or each one individually.
How many fingers does it take for you to do the moonwalk upside down? 2. you need one finger to propel all of yourself forward, since you're in a gravity-void environment
Over under or under sideways? both positions in the same night would be fun

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 10:46am

Sum? Could you define "fat" for us, please?

[ShineOn]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:46am

Well, unless Matt_G is indeed Marc Kudisch... (which would explain his obsession with himself ... )

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:47am

Who cares if he's Marc Kudisch or not? I want to know if he's Mike Branson.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:47am

ouch.

[BT]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:50am

Well, Matt isn't Mike Branson, but he does have an appendage that very closely matches Mike's.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:52am

How I wish, my friend. how I wish.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:53am

ouch

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:56am

Stop being so modest, Matt_G.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:56am

Oh you mean my friend that sits on the coffee table! Yeah, it's a close match!

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:58am

LOL!



<--- bitch.

[Pip]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:02pm

Hah! Guess only true Branson fans are likely to know that that coffee table ornament is likely to be...

[BT]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:08pm

hmmmm, how to put this delicately. It is bigger than a breadbox...

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:10pm

Well, actually...