#51
Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:01am
Matt, you really have to get some older appplicants.
Real men are tenors.
re: Applications For A Bitch — Page 3
#52
Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:03am
Glindy and Judy are the only ones who's applied who are over 18.
And I'm the only guy.
Go get some more applicants.
And I'm the only guy.
Go get some more applicants.
#53
Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:06am
And Galindy's engaged.
Governor, we are so cool.
It helps that I've already asked so many gay guys to marry me, then they feel bad and make me their straight mistress.
I'm...I'm used to...*sniff* being let down!
Governor, we are so cool.
It helps that I've already asked so many gay guys to marry me, then they feel bad and make me their straight mistress.
I'm...I'm used to...*sniff* being let down!
Real men are tenors.
#55
Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:10am
I wonder why Delphine hasn't applied. This is right up her alley.
Real men are tenors.
#56
Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:19am
Alright, this is too entertaining to pass up.
EDIT: (application withdrawn.)
EDIT: (application withdrawn.)
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
Updated On: 9/14/04 at 01:19 AM
#57
Posted: 9/13/04 at 2:13am
i have no gag reflex.
Ocean Breeze soap. It's just like taking an ocean cruise only there's no boat and you don't go anywhere.
#58
Posted: 9/13/04 at 2:31am
Wait, is that a requirement?
Because man, I gag when I'm brushing my teeth.
I am SO out of the running.
Because man, I gag when I'm brushing my teeth.
I am SO out of the running.
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#59
Posted: 9/13/04 at 2:33am
I'd say that you are too.
In all liklihood.
In all liklihood.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#60
Posted: 9/13/04 at 3:11am
just cuz this is too entertaining to not do...I wanna check my qualifications too...
*Must be able to dance* been a dancer for a little over 15 years
*Strong knees* quite
*Gay or Straight it doesn't matter much* pick one..it's up to you
*Human* last time i checked
*At least 1 arm* got 2 long ones and 1 that's almost as long
*Man or Woman* man
*No fat chicks* nope..not a fat chick
Preferences:
*Gymnast* how bout ballet dancer? will that do?
ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:
What is your favorite movie? A Beautiful Mind
What is your favorite book? Memoirs of a Geisha
Bangable Catherine Zeta Jones or Matt Damon? BOTH! at the same time, preferably
How many fingers does it take for you to do the moonwalk upside down? how many you got?
Over under or under sideways? any which way but loose
*Must be able to dance* been a dancer for a little over 15 years
*Strong knees* quite
*Gay or Straight it doesn't matter much* pick one..it's up to you
*Human* last time i checked
*At least 1 arm* got 2 long ones and 1 that's almost as long
*Man or Woman* man
*No fat chicks* nope..not a fat chick
Preferences:
*Gymnast* how bout ballet dancer? will that do?
ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:
What is your favorite movie? A Beautiful Mind
What is your favorite book? Memoirs of a Geisha
Bangable Catherine Zeta Jones or Matt Damon? BOTH! at the same time, preferably
How many fingers does it take for you to do the moonwalk upside down? how many you got?
Over under or under sideways? any which way but loose
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#61
Posted: 9/13/04 at 7:53am
Matt and I have a lot to consider...
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
#62
Posted: 9/13/04 at 10:42am
I wish to be considered for a part time position if one is available, please...
*Must be able to dance* okay at this
*Strong knees* yes, thank you
*Gay or Straight it doesn't matter much* both
*Human* I believe I am
*At least 1 arm* both arms intact
*Man or Woman* man
*No fat chicks* not fat nor am I a chick
Preferences:
*Gymnast* no gymnastics in me, but willing to bend over backwards
ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:
What is your favorite movie? Swingers or Best in Show
What is your favorite book? The House of Mirth - Edith Wharton
Bangable Catherine Zeta Jones or Matt Damon? I prefer both, also at the same time. Or each one individually.
How many fingers does it take for you to do the moonwalk upside down? 2. you need one finger to propel all of yourself forward, since you're in a gravity-void environment
Over under or under sideways? both positions in the same night would be fun
*Must be able to dance* okay at this
*Strong knees* yes, thank you
*Gay or Straight it doesn't matter much* both
*Human* I believe I am
*At least 1 arm* both arms intact
*Man or Woman* man
*No fat chicks* not fat nor am I a chick
Preferences:
*Gymnast* no gymnastics in me, but willing to bend over backwards
ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:
What is your favorite movie? Swingers or Best in Show
What is your favorite book? The House of Mirth - Edith Wharton
Bangable Catherine Zeta Jones or Matt Damon? I prefer both, also at the same time. Or each one individually.
How many fingers does it take for you to do the moonwalk upside down? 2. you need one finger to propel all of yourself forward, since you're in a gravity-void environment
Over under or under sideways? both positions in the same night would be fun
#63
Posted: 9/13/04 at 10:46am
Sum? Could you define "fat" for us, please?
Real men are tenors.
#64
Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:46am
Well, unless Matt_G is indeed Marc Kudisch... (which would explain his obsession with himself 
... )
... )
"You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber! And you, well, I just plain don't like you."
~Stewart Gilligan Griffin
~Stewart Gilligan Griffin
#65
Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:47am
Who cares if he's Marc Kudisch or not? I want to know if he's Mike Branson.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#66
Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:47am
ouch.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#67
Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:50am
Well, Matt isn't Mike Branson, but he does have an appendage that very closely matches Mike's.
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#68
Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:52am
How I wish, my friend. how I wish.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#70
Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:56am
Stop being so modest, Matt_G.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#71
Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:56am
Oh you mean my friend that sits on the coffee table! Yeah, it's a close match!
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#73
Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:02pm
Hah! Guess only true Branson fans are likely to know that that coffee table ornament is likely to be...
#74
Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:08pm
hmmmm, how to put this delicately. It is bigger than a breadbox...
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#75
Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:10pm
Well, actually...
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
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