re: Applications For A Bitch- Page 2

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:27pm

Matt C is A bitch. Not MY bitch.

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:27pm

I applied too.

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:32pm

Since I love both of you to death, I want to apply! Just don't tell Ken anyone

*Must be able to dance* does lap dancing count?
*Strong knees* umm check!
*Gay or Straight it doesn't matter much* straight
*Human* maybe...
*At least 1 arm* I have 3... jk
*Man or Woman* woman
*No fat chicks* thank god I'm skinny!


Preferences:
*Gymnast* sure!


ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:

What is your favorite movie? guys gone wild
What is your favorite book? lovely bones so sad!
Bangable Catherine Zeta Jones or Matt Damon? both
How many fingers does it take for you to do the moonwalk upside down? none i defy gravity!
Over under or under sideways? depends on how much ive had to drink

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:32pm

*high-five to GovernorSlaton*

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:37pm

*high-fives BroadwayMonkey back*

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:38pm

Hell, Galindy's gonna win.

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:39pm

Yay!

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:41pm

Sssh. We're jealous.

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:41pm

Oh and the answer to this: Do you think my mustache tickles women when I kiss them? Well it depends if you have a mustache! And if you do, I'll have to test to make sure...

Updated On: 9/12/04 at 11:41 PM

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:42pm

WTF?

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:45pm

You know I'm joking I'm engaged and I love Ken and would never do anything like that to him!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:45pm

does the tickling question depend on where one is kissed? Do you have applications for part time bitches? Just in case the primary bitch calls in sick?

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:57pm

So when do we know who wins you two?

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:58pm

Bitches can't ask, they have to be told.

[Plum]

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:58pm

Do you have applications for part time bitches? Just in case the primary bitch calls in sick?

So what's the difference between a bitch standby and a bitch understudy?

[karlean7]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:51am

I think I'll pass.

[EDIT] Everyone who needed to see it, saw it. I have nothing more to say. Other than, best of luck, Sum and Matt_G. Updated On: 9/13/04 at 12:51 AM

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:54am

That's awesome.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:55am

I'm scared now. Someone hold me.

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:56am

OOOH! CAN I?

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:57am

Uh huh. Just make the bad picture go away.

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:58am

*covers Matt's eyes*

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:58am

I will! *pushes Monkey away, then feels bad and gives her a picture of Orlando Bloom* Updated On: 9/13/04 at 12:58 AM

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:00am

*accepts picture pf Orlando Bloom, and givers Governor a peck on cheek.* If it means that much to you, then go ahead.

[karlean7]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:00am

I have taken care of the picture.

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:00am

All better, Matt.