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#26

re: Applications For A Bitch

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:27pm

Matt C is A bitch. Not MY bitch.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#28

re: Applications For A Bitch

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:32pm

Since I love both of you to death, I want to apply! Just don't tell Ken anyone re: Applications For A Bitch

*Must be able to dance* does lap dancing count?
*Strong knees* umm check!
*Gay or Straight it doesn't matter much* straight
*Human* maybe...
*At least 1 arm* I have 3... jk
*Man or Woman* woman
*No fat chicks* thank god I'm skinny!


Preferences:
*Gymnast* sure!


ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:

What is your favorite movie? guys gone wild
What is your favorite book? lovely bones re: Applications For A Bitch so sad!
Bangable Catherine Zeta Jones or Matt Damon? both
How many fingers does it take for you to do the moonwalk upside down? none i defy gravity!
Over under or under sideways? depends on how much ive had to drink
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
#30

re: Applications For A Bitch

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:37pm

*high-fives BroadwayMonkey back*
#32

re: Applications For A Bitch

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:39pm

Yay!re: Applications For A Bitch
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
#34

re: Applications For A Bitch

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:41pm

Oh and the answer to this: Do you think my mustache tickles women when I kiss them? Well it depends if you have a mustache! And if you do, I'll have to test to make sure...
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt

Updated On: 9/12/04 at 11:41 PM

#36

re: Applications For A Bitch

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:45pm

You know I'm joking I'm engaged and I love Ken and would never do anything like that to him!
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
#37

re: Applications For A Bitch

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:45pm

does the tickling question depend on where one is kissed? Do you have applications for part time bitches? Just in case the primary bitch calls in sick?
#38

re: Applications For A Bitch

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:57pm

So when do we know who wins you two?
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
#39

re: Applications For A Bitch

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:58pm

Bitches can't ask, they have to be told.
#40

re: Applications For A Bitch

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:58pm

Do you have applications for part time bitches? Just in case the primary bitch calls in sick?

So what's the difference between a bitch standby and a bitch understudy?
#41

re: Applications For A Bitch

Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:51am

I think I'll pass.

[EDIT] Everyone who needed to see it, saw it. I have nothing more to say. Other than, best of luck, Sum and Matt_G.

Updated On: 9/13/04 at 12:51 AM

#43

re: Applications For A Bitch

Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:55am

I'm scared now. Someone hold me.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#45

re: Applications For A Bitch

Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:57am

Uh huh. Just make the bad picture go away.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#47

re: Applications For A Bitch

Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:58am

I will! *pushes Monkey away, then feels bad and gives her a picture of Orlando Bloom*

Updated On: 9/13/04 at 12:58 AM

#48

re: Applications For A Bitch

Posted: 9/13/04 at 1:00am

*accepts picture pf Orlando Bloom, and givers Governor a peck on cheek.* If it means that much to you, then go ahead.
Real men are tenors.

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