"If Bush created an anonymous identity, which member of BWW would he be...?"
Well, let's think. Bush has the brains of a toddler, can't speak right, stretches the truth (and outright lies), and acts prematurely.
My vote goes to any of the obsessive IDINAWICKEDOMG11! teenyboppers out there.
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel