she shoots lighting out of her butt
she shoots lighting out of her butt
#0she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 10:59am
literally
silent but deadly
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#1re: she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 11:02am
Brings entirely new meaning to anal discharge.
#2re: she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 11:03amThat'll teach her to use a dixie cup to rinse.
#3re: she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 11:09amThat made me wince.
thirdrowcenter
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#4re: she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 11:10amThis would have been a great Six Feet Under episode.
erikaamato
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/04
#5re: she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 11:14amWow...talk about a bad day. Ouch!
#6re: she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 11:26amwait this wasn't you, erika? damn, that was the whole reason i posted this...
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#7re: she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 11:28amWhere the hell do you find these stories? Do the weird and wonderful just beat a path to your cyber-door?
#8re: she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 11:31am
i have an eclectic taste in blogs which affords me a plethuora of bizarre tales (and tails)...some of which i share with ya'll.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#9re: she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 11:31am
I dont believe this for a second. I cant tell you how many times I've heard that excuse before..."but lightning shot outta my ass!"
yeah, right!
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#10re: she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 11:35amI bet erika could if she wanted to.
#11re: she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 11:40am
And in related news:
Papa Finally Finds His DreamGirl.
#12re: she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 11:47amand i don't even mind the singes.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#13re: she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 11:52am
pleth·o·ra (plthr-) Pronunciation Key
n.
A superabundance; an excess.
An excess of blood in the circulatory system or in one organ or area.
erikaamato
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/04
#14re: she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 11:58am
papa: Well, I can see where you might have thought that, but I know you know I live in LA, and this lady lives in Australia, so that should have given you a clue.
vbplayer: Damn straight! 
#15re: she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 12:00pm
reminds me of an old eddie murphy routine...
"and you know that I know that you know that you..."
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
erikaamato
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/04
#16re: she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 12:07pm
Ha! I was thinking the same thing!!!
Ah, Eddie Murphy. Remember when he was hilariously funny??
< threadjack > Although, I do hear that he is FANTASTIC in Dreamgirls. Not funny, but an amazing actor. I'm looking forward to seeing that. < /threadjack >
Chevstriss
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/30/03
#17re: she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 1:03pm
Jefe: "We have stuffed many pinatas for your birthday celebration!"
El Guapo: "How many pinatas?"
Jefe: "Many pinatas, many!"
El Guapo: "Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?"
Jefe: "Yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora."
El Guapo: "Jefe, what is a plethora?"
#18re: she shoots lighting out of her butt
Posted: 10/10/06 at 1:09pm
I've been overcome with the desire to sing "You Light Up My Life".
Love,
Debby Boone
morosco
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/04
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