what cruel beast has stolen geordi's v.i.s.o.r.? look at the man. he can't even see to shave! oh cruel thief that would take a chief engineer's eyes. for shame.
Oh...I'd love to make Steve from Blue's Clues squeal.
Well, he did play a child molester or something like that on one of those crime shows, so I guess they kind of cancel each other out.
I actually met him once after he came to see a show I was in (also in the cast were Mr. Salt and Ms. Pepper...or vice versa...whatever). He was so deliciously humpy!
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
So we can assume that dbarono is captain obvious's latest incarnation?
And Calvin, I always thought the dumbell and skull cracking incident was from the life of Kitty Carlyle. Did I transmute my game show icons?
I believe you are, Namo, my dear.
Although it seems it was actually her maid who was to blame. And she also Laura Bush-ed someone, which I did not know.
Arlene's near the bottom, between Orville Wright and Dick Cheney
Yup Namo, it was Arlene's dumbell which fell 8 stories hitting an unsuspecting tourist from Detroit, killing him.
Kitty Carlisle
Cafe Carlyle
Today's lesson, Children, any questions?
SATIRE
I'm not much for satire.
I prefer linen or lace.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Ivan - how I love ya, how I love ya
My dear old Ivan.
I'd give the world to be wearin the shades from P-R-A-D-A-sshole yes that's what I am I know it,
The folks round here they all too know it,
I'll change my name and then just blow it,
Ivan - how I love ya, how I love ya
My dear old Ivan.
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