these are the people in your neighborhood- Page 2

[DG]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 2:00pm

Petite - What I really dislike about the satelite photos is that they do stop at different zoom levels for wealthier areas. Why do the concerns of those people not apply to everyone?

I've always been bothered by this, but the 'street view' that now extends throughout our area really has me upset. Not only is our garage door open, but one of our cars is parked in the driveway - and one of us can be seen standing there leaning into the car to get something! This might not mean anything THIS time, but where are we going to draw the line?

[LePetiteFromage]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 2:07pm

Updated On: 1/23/09 at 02:07 PM

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 2:08pm

any questions about the validity of this site should be asnwered by a quick look at the faq section on how to get your name removed from their database:

remove your name

i’m sorry if you believe a name has been added to our database in error, but our data for this area shows on cross-check as being perfectly current. if a name needs to be removed, it will happen on its own, and there is nothing you can do about it. there are no mistakes in this site, and if you think there is, you’re probably the exact sort of criminal we all need to beware of.

once a con, always a con, and we’re not about to let you pull a con-job over on us or your neighbors, no matter how strongly worded the letter from your attorney may be. we have volunteer attorneys on retainer, as well as pre-paid legal services, so as far as we’re concerned, your threats are a non-issue.

i rest my case.

[BkCollector]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 2:11pm

So there's a child molester with a registered address near me who lives (at a registered address) in the middle of Central Park?

Hrm, current indeed.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 2:13pm

The only sodomist near me lives in the ocean...and it's still too cold to swim.

For more "funny" "real" sites, check out the links to the organ donor adoption (GREAT idea) and the dog fighting for profit (bad pictures -- BEWARE!)

[Calvin]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 2:17pm

Was it in the rambles?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 2:17pm

fenfen, if you want to dispute this site, feel free to try, but they seem to have anticipated your lame attempts to silence them!

our data sources

where do we get our information?

we get our information from almost everywhere. we use traditional databases available online, many free & public repositories that are not available online, and we cross-reference all of it against a number of very expensive sources that we purchase on an almost weekly basis from insiders we know in industry sectors we can’t talk about publicly because they could be fired or prosecuted just for giving us the private, personal, secure information that makes your life secure and livable.

can i help by suggesting someone who needs to be listed?

yes you can! just use our contact page, and we’ll get them added in a hot hurry. usually we verify it, but usually we don’t have the needed time or resources to insure it is valid. please use this tool with honesty and integrity.

how legal is this whole business?

see our “is this legal” page for all the information on this matter, but in short, yes; it’s very, very legal.

can i advertise on this site?

no you can’t. we are very hesitant to accept any new advertisers. as it is our free host puts an awful lot of ads on the site, and we cant really find a place for any more. if you want to you can contact us to request it, and if you get it, you’re super lucky because the answer is no way in hell, for the most part.

does this violate fundamental, constitutional rights to privacy?

maybe, i guess, if you’re a criminal. are you a criminal? don’t you want to make sure your children aren’t hustled by pimps and drug dealers on their way to the bus stop? yes? no? then shut the hell up and thank us for our dedicated commitment to your safety in degrees obviously beyond your own desire to be safe. you should care about your children as much as we do.

can i shut this site down?

no you can’t. we have already paid our $19 per month for prepaid legal services, so if you try to do it, we’ve already got a handful of the lowest paid attorneys in the world waiting in the wings to fight you. they’re still good and this is just the sort of legal battle that could make them famous and help them escape the basement of legal respect and income. no, you can’t shut us down.

aren’t we afraid of vigilantes trying to exact justice against the listed criminals?

no we are not. we don’t “encourage” people to hunt down and kill these people, but if it happens, it happens. we’re just glad to provide a valuable community service.

i have some “somewhat legally obtained” information to contribute, can i help?

yes you can. we are dedicated to keeping law abiding citizens safe and secure, and if we have to break laws and violate constitutional rights to do it, so be it. please contact us immediately to tell us what databases you may be able to steal from your work, and what price and conditions you demand in exchange for the information society needs to be safe and secure.

how come the names i found in my neighborhood don’t sound familiar?

many times criminals will use fake names after they are released, or live just quietly enough that you won’t notice them. should you be concerned? yes you should. should you try to find them? yes you should. knowledge is power, so actively seeking out these individuals, even to bring them a housewarming bunt cake, is always a good idea. if you want to see their faces but not actually talk to them, consider posing as missionaries.

i want to kill someone, should i use this database as a guideline?

no you shouldn’t, mostly. killing would make you a criminal as well and there are other sites similar to ours that also track everyone who has even been accused of a crime. if that was okay actions to take, people would be hunting you before you know it, and that doesn’t help anyone. yelling obscenities isn’t a bad idea though, that’s just a misdemeanor in most places.

Updated On: 5/7/08 at 02:17 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 2:53pm

I get a kick out of people who suddenly get all up in arms about stuff like this. Arrests, convictions, sentences, parolees- all those are facts in the public record. If someone were to put it on a map rather than in the paper or the files at your county court house-- so what? So there's a picture of you leaning into your car- what in the world is upsetting about that? I drive by and see your house, with garage door open and car parked in the driveway. What makes it so alarming that they captured that moment in a photo?

It's like the magazines in my neighborhood laundromat- they clip the name & address off every issue. I asked the attendant and she said "These days. who's to say that some psycho won't pick one up, hunt down that address and kill everyone? I'm not taking any chances!" Go find something real to be worried about.

[DG]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 2:58pm

"Go find something real to be worried about."

Joe - I specifically pointed out that it might not mean anything THIS time. But I am bothered by where things like this are headed. People have joked about 'Big Brother' for years, and in many ways it's probably too late.

But that doesn't mean it doesn't bother me.

And besides, the pic they took made my ass look fat!

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 2:58pm

I searched on the National Sex Offender Registry. None of them match up with the "sex offenders" on Felony Spy.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 3:05pm

That's because Felony Spy is a 'joke' website.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 3:09pm

It's fake

[Unknown User]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 3:14pm

A fat ass? Well why didn't you say so! I'm with you all the way! Get that website closed!!!! I'm very sensitive about my "Deriere Grande!"

[lildogs]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 3:18pm

"What I really dislike about the satelite photos is that they do stop at different zoom levels for wealthier areas. Why do the concerns of those people not apply to everyone? "

Cause the rich people are the ones putting them up.

[LePetiteFromage]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 4:10pm

Updated On: 1/23/09 at 04:10 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 4:13pm

Are you listed in the phone book? Your campus directory? Your church listings? Your alumni newsletter? Your office phone tree? Why does your name & address on a magazine hold any significance?

[LePetiteFromage]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 4:33pm

Updated On: 1/23/09 at 04:33 PM

[CJR]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 4:38pm

Petite, I'm with you.

And for the record, with as careful as I am, my identity STILL got stolen a month and a half ago and my bank accounts were drained. Thank God for fraud protection. I got every dime back.

[Namaste]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 5:09pm

Not only do I have a pedophile less than a mile away from where I'm about to move, I also have a convicted rapist.

Nice.

[lildogs]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 5:14pm

You know, not all convicted criminals are guilty...

[Namaste]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 5:17pm

I'll be sure to bring them a cheesecake and we can sit down and talk about it over coffee.

[BkCollector]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 5:30pm

This website is totally bogus and fabricated, it accepts info from every weirdo with a grudge against his or her neighbor.

It makes me wonder why papa posted it to begin with, since even he can tell it's an obvious fraud, either to be funny or just to spread more fear.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 6:16pm

hah, you fools it logs every ip address with the physical address input by that ip address and by cross referencing that with the timestamp - and for a small fee - the proprietors were able to deliver to me all your addresses! bwah-hahahaha!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 7:23pm

Come on over!

I'll put on a pot of coffee.

[LePetiteFromage]

Posted: 5/7/08 at 7:26pm

Updated On: 1/23/09 at 07:26 PM