ok my list of annoyances
bad grammar/spelling...good God folks.
homophobia - i'm straight and I still don't get it
ignorance - my motto used to be "stupid people annoy me", "Stupid people should be in jail" or "stupid people kick ass!"(in reference to the humor factor involved)
racism - no explanation needed
pretty people who know they're pretty - yeah you're pretty, we know...now stfu!
bad parents - also no explanation needed here
smokers - most of my family and friends smoke regardless of my bad health, so I dislike it alot despite being able to cope with it.
more to come later
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD