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two teenage boys lose sleep over "lesbian book"

Posted: 4/23/07 at 9:27am

My favorite story of the week. The father of two teen boys in Arkansas is suing the library system/town because his sons found a "lesbian book" when looking for information on military schools (!), and "lost sleep..." Whoa I dare say, as a longtime observer of all types of porn, boys have been losing sleep over girl-on-girl action for decades, if not centuries. I'm reminded of that old line, "what doesn't destroy you make you stronger." Fellas, wait till you meet some interesting female cadets at the military institution of your choice. You will have rich fantasy lives, and will never need No-Doz.

"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling

re: two teenage boys lose sleep over 'lesbian book'

Posted: 4/23/07 at 9:29am

Those lebanese can be very disturbing!

....but the world goes 'round

re: two teenage boys lose sleep over 'lesbian book'

Posted: 4/23/07 at 9:34am

Was Rath in the book?

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

re: two teenage boys lose sleep over 'lesbian book'

Posted: 4/23/07 at 9:51am

Oh Amanda, WHO?
Are you a lesbian, just out of curiosity?

PEACE.

re: two teenage boys lose sleep over 'lesbian book'

Posted: 4/23/07 at 10:01am

I lose sleep over all of the lebanese threads on this board. It makes me wet my bed.

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And on a serious note...since when has personal bigotry been grounds to sue someone else? If I'm a bigot against, say, black people, and I find Roots in the library...can I sue??? Please advise.

re: two teenage boys lose sleep over 'lesbian book'

Posted: 4/23/07 at 10:05am

AMANDA24...AMEN, SISTER! IF IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE 70's, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR TODAY!!! I SAY "SCREW YOU, PROGRESSION!"

A girl after my own heart.

re: two teenage boys lose sleep over 'lesbian book'

Posted: 4/23/07 at 10:07am

what does senceless mean?

and the correct term for heterosexuals is "breeders".

....but the world goes 'round

re: two teenage boys lose sleep over 'lesbian book'

Posted: 4/23/07 at 10:27am

but what if you're a heterosexual who's been fixed? Are you still a breeder?

re: two teenage boys lose sleep over 'lesbian book'

Posted: 4/23/07 at 10:31am

In your heart, yes. That's why they can lust from there.

#10

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Posted: 4/23/07 at 10:44am

Does anyone know what RT is doing after the 12 Angry Men tour? I hope he doesn't play another homosexual. That is just wrong.That might cause me to lose some sleep.

PEACE.

#11

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Posted: 4/23/07 at 10:49am

"I don't messing with what God gave me when I was born."

Lack of masturbation = bad grammar.

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#12

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Posted: 4/23/07 at 10:52am

I don't mess with what God gave me when I was born, either. He made me gay and I revel in it...

#13

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Posted: 4/23/07 at 10:53am

Huh, they never tell you that one do they? It's always "stop or you'll go blind."

Don't be too sure I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be.

#14

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Posted: 4/23/07 at 10:58am

Still not clear how the library is responsible, but hey, if the father thinks they owe him money for somethingorother, then I'm sure the lawsuit is perfectly legit. So who is going to sue the father for not making sure his boys went to sleep? Or is the library responsible for that as well?

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#15

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Posted: 4/23/07 at 10:59am

Oh, no she did NOT...

Robbiej will be here ANY MINUTE, I can feel it.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#16

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Posted: 4/23/07 at 10:59am

I'd like to see this book. I kind of have a thing for women in uniform.

P.S. - amanda24, just go away. You aren't going to convince anyone on this board that homosexuality is anything but natural.

#17

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Posted: 4/23/07 at 11:02am

Well, amanda, I don't presume to limit God's ability to do whatever he wants. It's a human need to limit God to fit ones own limitations...

#18

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Posted: 4/23/07 at 11:13am

Technically, if God makes us, then yes, he makes us homosexual. Especially if you believe that God has a plan for us. If you believe that, and you turn out gay, clearly, he has a plan to use it.

Further, any Christian who condemns homosexuality is breaking even MORE rules set forth in the bible than a homosexual is. I seem to remember Loving thy neighbor being repeated MULTIPLE times, where homosexual intercourse has, what, two mentions? Seems to me you should be loving more than condeming.

/end sleepy probably not totally coherrent rant

http://www.youtube.com/huskcharmer

#19

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Posted: 4/23/07 at 11:36am

amanda24 - "God doesn't make anyone homosexual."

Really? How do you know? Did you get to tour the factory?

My guess is you are either a very ignorant close-minded heterosexual who does not believe anything could be different than the way you want it to be or you are a repressed homosexual struggling to deal with your own same-sex attraction which conflicts with your misinterpreted primitive religious preference.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#20

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Posted: 4/23/07 at 11:37am

You guys, we all know AMANDA24 is a farce.

But it's fun to kick it and play with it.

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No one has answered my ROOTS question. I want to know if I should sue...er...I mean hypothetically.

#21

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Posted: 4/23/07 at 11:48am

True, God didnt *make* me gay. S/He just created me that and said, "Good 'nuff."

http://docandraider.com

#22

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Posted: 4/23/07 at 11:53am

amanda, you are a complete fool. And I happen to know for a fact that god hates you.
Jesus and Phelps told me.

....but the world goes 'round

#23

GAY MAD LIBS!!

Posted: 4/23/07 at 12:13pm

God made me gay. Just like God made amanda24 a(n) (adjective) (noun).

*fill in the blanks*

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#24

GAY MAD LIBS!!

Posted: 4/23/07 at 1:17pm

I think Amanda is going "striaght" to hlel!

Maybe by saying s/he does not mess with what God gave her when she was born she's giving a clue she no longer lies with her father? Or does it mean the opposite?

As for lack of sleep caused by lesbianism- can the father who instigated the lawsuit sue Mary Cheney/Heather Poe? I am sure they have cause sleepless nights for many. May I suggest reading Lynn Cheney's novel SISTERS as an anecdote? You know the one- with lesbian sex scenes, incest, bordellos. All the things near and dear to Amanda's delusions.....

Bad Jazz Singing- The Agony of Defeatism, The Thrill of It All

#25

GAY MAD LIBS!!

Posted: 4/23/07 at 1:25pm

So is that what those crazy kids are calling it nowadays? When I was a teenager, we called it "staying up all night wanking."

http://community.livejournal.com/ltd_brands_suck/

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