Beergoggles, Here is my offer, central air, a private bedroom, two adorable dogs (a beagle and a chihuahua) to play with. Beautiful countryside within 20 min drive, lots of horses, nice people, Robbie Williams music whenever you feel like it. And the most appealing part- my company and the company of my single and very pretty friends who are at the house all the time and always complain about not being able to find a nice guy anymore.
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.