Well Beergoggles darling I think its high time you decided who you are living with. Oh did I mention I write reviews of touring b-way shows so I get free tickets. Lets recap:
Hot single girls at my house a lot
Your own private bedroom
Central AC
a cute little backyard
Beautiful countryside and horses nearby
Robbie Williams
Real tea, not the tea bag stuff
An iguana named iggy
and free b'way tix
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.