you guys make me laugh — Page 2

#26

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 2:59pm

haha oh man.
one should never be left to their own devices when they leave a party early and arrive home drunk, alone, and hit with a second wind of energy.

#27

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:00pm

Silly threads? Now where do you see one of those? *looks around*

*tumbleweeds bounce by*

Nope, nothin' here.

#28

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:01pm

hehe insomniak, you're awesome.

forgot to mention, Judy high is not hot. Judy high is eating too much food and trying desperately to keep her eyes open while pondering the meaning of life or finding significance in the grape juice stain on the carpet.

#29

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:01pm

see, ck, it's just like you to allow clothing to define us. can't we just be who we are wihtout this emphasis on "threads"? i mean what's wrong with judy wanting get high and post threads optional pictures in her fan photos? you're so, like, regimented, dude.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#30

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:02pm

forget the threads, man. what about that grape juice stain.

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Hamlet's father.

#31

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Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:02pm

Thanks, Judy.

So what's the next thread going to be on? Do we need help creating reallyhighanddrunkkarenoncatherine.com?

#32

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Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:04pm

if i remember correctly, the grape juice stain resembled papalovesmambo's uvula.
And insomniak, I have too much respect for Catherine to get her high! Drunk, yes. It may be the only way

#33

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:06pm

Alcohol: helping ugly people get laid since its invention.

Not that I mean anything by that.

Papa has a uvula? That's not what my mommy told me...

#34

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:07pm

some experts believe he may also have a vulva, the phonetic cousin of the uvula!
papa, anything to say on that matter?

#35

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:09pm

papa does have a vulva. it resides on mrs. mambo and if he's extra good, he gets to visit it sometimes on weekends if the stars align just perfectly.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#36

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:10pm

"papa does have a vulva. it resides on mrs. mambo and if he's extra good, he gets to visit it sometimes on weekends if the stars align just perfectly."

That's not what she says.

#37

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Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:10pm

For her sake, I hope the skies stay cloudy.

#38

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Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:11pm

Meanwhile back in the lab-ia.

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Hamlet's father.

#39

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Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:12pm

welcome, JP! ready to get the claws out?

#40

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:13pm

jp, if she's in freakin' ohio again, you can tell her just to stay there!

what a lovely sentiment, insomniak. and may you contract a non-specific, untreatable, venereal disease that rots your genitalia slowly to nothing while delivering an unbearable pain that even the strongest oxycodones can't begin to balm.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#41

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:14pm

one has to have a date to contract VD, papa.

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Hamlet's father.

#42

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:15pm

I've had that before, papa.

And once you're used to it, it's just another itch that needs scratching.

No, one does need a date to get VD, one needs $75, at least in Ohio.

#43

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:16pm

what, you mean all those stories of people contracting diseases from public toilet seats were all urban legends, ck?

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#44

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:17pm

simmer darlings, simmer.

then again, we haven't had a good straight-boy thread in a while.

#45

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:18pm

papa, I'm honored that you took such meticulous care in choosing the perfect insult to steal and use on me.

#46

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:19pm

how many asian/oriental spas are there around you, jp?

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#47

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:23pm

Just one, we call it a 'mall' though.

#48

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:24pm

This is as good a straight-boy thread as any.
'Specially if you keep rotating the icons JID.

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Hamlet's father.

#49

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:27pm

What are these 'straight boys' of which you speak.

Updated On: 1/11/05 at 03:27 PM

#50

re: you guys make me laugh

Posted: 1/11/05 at 3:32pm

we've got the whole lot here.
oh, we're missing Spidey.