hehe. a stud? me? that's perhaps the funniest thing i've ever heard.
as for being this effective in real life...does 18 months mean anything to you? (the amount of time it's been since my last gf, just so you know)
AND...I don't know about the girls in Chicken****, Wisconsin...especially since I live in Braverywhat, Ohio.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD