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People Think I'm Gay
Perpetual Illness
Get Me To The BWW Detox
Oh, G-d, My Wife's Jewish Family Hates Me!

Updated On: 3/20/05 at 11:09 PM

I can't think of any funny ones

But "It sucks to be me" definitely works with my life!

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ACT ONE
The Avenue YOU Theme
What Do You Do with a B.A. in Sex Ed?
It Sucks To Be Gay / The Avenue YOU Theme (reprise)
If I Were Straight
(Will He) Propose?
Everyone Procrastinates a Lot
The Internet Is For BWW
Who the Hell Gave Me This Mix Tape?
I'm Not Wearing a Condom Today
Specialist
You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Faking an Orgasm)
Fantasies Rarely Ever Come True
My Boyfriend, Who Lives in Paris
There's a Fine, Fine Line Between a one Night Stand and a "Relationship"

ACT TWO
There is Life Outside Adam Pascal
The More You Fu*k Someone The More They Think You Love Them
Schaden - F U, dammit...
I Wish I Could Get My GED.
The Money Song
School for Sluts
The Money Song (reprise)
There's a Fine, Fine Line Between a one Night Stand and a "Relationship" (reprise)
What Do You Do with a B.A. in Sex Ed? (reprise)
Finale: (This Guy in Only) For Now

Updated On: 3/20/05 at 11:28 PM

There is Life Outside Inane Chatter
Love In The Stockroom
Someone Find Me (a Queen Sized Bed)
I Wish I Didn't Waste My B.A.
Holidays, Family, and Sh*t Job, Oy Vey

"It's not you, it's me"
"Bye bye paycheck - Texas took my taxes"
"Does money buy happiness? - depends what you buy"
"The cures of chocolate - a love song"

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Avenue is perfect the way it is.
Although I would remove the Underwear Song.
I would add a song where Kate sings:
Someday i will have a school for Monsters on Madison Avenue.

Hehe.

Why don't the Russians have mail-order husbands?

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Some of these are about me, and some are a tribute to my friends and (not so) beloved neighbors.

What Do You Do With a B.A. In English?
If You're a Boy
Purpose (aka, Get the Hell Out of Bed and Go to Class)
Everyone's a Little Bit Geeky
The Internet is for Chat
You Can Be As Loud As the Hell You Want (When You're Drunk and High)
My Friend, Who Lives in Japan
There Is Life Outside the Library
I Wish I Could Go Back to High School
The Sushi Song

He sucks...me

Why aren't you gay?

So this is what it feels like to be going to hell?

You can be as loud as the hell you want (when you're singing Sondheim)

Please, that's not purple, it's violet...

The internet is for overly excessive amounts of time spent on BWW.com

My Life is a Showtune. (Got a problem with that pink...I mean punk?)

The Cottage Cheese Song

There is Life Outside the Sanatorium.

Opening (Why Are The Good Ones Gay?)
I Should Be Studying, Right Now
I Wish I Could Go To New York City (More Often)
I Can't Believe You Don't Shut Up
I Should Really Be Studying, Right Now
The Sarcasm Song!
No, KC, "Wicked" is Not A Broadway Classic
Why Are The Good Ones Gay? (Reprise)
If I Don't Start Studying Right Now, I'm Screwed
Finale (Chocolate is a Girl's Best Friend)


I'm not as creative or humorous as you people. ^^;; Keep 'em coming.

Oh, why not?

Yes, Mom. I really am doing my homework.
I Won't Grow Up (So it's not entirely original.)
Never Wear High Heels
The Internet is for Forgetting That You Have No Friends
I Hate Ballet
My Gym Teacher is a Pedophile
I Want to Act

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The Internet Is For BWW
That is my favorite.

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