Here is one to "No Good Deed" that parodies the "so-called" rude stage door appearances by Idina. Let me just make clear 3 things:
1 - I do not have anything against Wicked. Just a very bored person.
2 - I am terrible at writing, and am worried to post it...so, yeah, I know it is lame and doesn't make sense, but, oh well. What's done is done.
3 - The first part of the song was cut, because I didn't want to put a section in there about beating people...if you changed around those lyrics at the beginning.
A message from Idina to the fans at the stage door: ("No Good Deed")
[chanting]
What good is this chanting?
These fans don't even listen
No matter how much I often try
Bodyguard, where are you
I am begging for freedom
How much more crazed fans can I add to my "generous" supply?
All crazy fans should be unseen
All acts of charity, I will forget about
All crazy fans should be unseen
That's a good deed
My road of good intentions
Led where such roads always lead
All crazy fans
Should go unseen!
(random fans) Daisy...
Victor Billabong...
It's Cleo...
It's Cleo...!!!
One question haunts and hurts
Too much, too much to mention:
I am not seeking good
Just seeking attention.
That's what their good deeds are
When I look at fans with an ice-cold eye
Who cares about the fans
I don't have a reason why...
All wild fans should be unseen
All helpful urges should be circumvented
All wild fans should be unseen
Sure, I meant well --
Well, look at what well-meant did...
All right enough -- So be it
So be it then:
Let all fans be agreed
I'm wicked through and through
Since I can thus succeed
In being mean to you
I promise no good deed
Will I attempt to do again
Ever again
No good deed
Will I do
Again!
"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611
Updated On: 9/21/04 at 09:58 PM
*snaps for Priest*
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