Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing

[SweetQintheLights]

Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#0

Posted: 3/20/06 at 7:00pm

Can anyone think of any?

This means, they honestly have no talent in the singing area and thus, are not in musicals but only plays.

This is not 'who you think can't sing that is in a musical.'

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[Adam Chris]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#1

Posted: 3/20/06 at 7:21pm

well...im going to ignore your detailed explanation of what this thread should be about and say..."Rosie ODonnell can not sing, and why anyone would cast her in a musical is beyond me. She is the singing Car Horn."

[Dre2387]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#2

Posted: 3/20/06 at 7:21pm

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[brad3]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#3

Posted: 3/20/06 at 7:40pm

Shoshona Bean (But only in Wicked)
I Think shes awesoem but she couldnt hit the notes! Updated On: 3/20/06 at 07:40 PM

[LeaGirl]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#4

Posted: 3/20/06 at 7:45pm

Natasha Richardson - though you know, I actually... enjoyed her in Cabaret. She sure couldn't sing, though. Yikes.

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[elphieisperky]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#5

Posted: 3/20/06 at 7:45pm

I really was against David Ayer's voice in Wicked. Don't know about his other stuff, but by the end of his run in Wicked, it was just...sad. At least for me. And I think the main reason Shoshana was not so great in the last few months of her run was from her being sick for so long, am I right? I mean, when I saw her back in November, she was just a coughing mess. Still loved her voice anyway though.

[ljay889]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#6

Posted: 3/20/06 at 7:49pm

Yeah, Rosie just can't sing.

But I would consider Natasha a "non singer" which is different from someone who just can't plain sing at all. A non singer can carry a tune quite good, and they can really sell a number - but they don't have great singing technique nor range. That is Natasha. I question if Rosie can even carry a tune.

[Unknown User]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#7

Posted: 3/20/06 at 7:54pm

This topic makes no sense.

This means, they honestly have no talent in the singing area and thus, are not in musicals but only plays.

Isn't the answer...EVERYONE who only does straight drama?

[SweetQintheLights]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#8

Posted: 3/20/06 at 7:57pm

Findyourgrail- Often people who can sing are in straight plays.

"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

[Unknown User]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#9

Posted: 3/20/06 at 8:01pm

Well, DUH! I'm not a simpleton.

That's why I said the answer is people who ONLY do straight drama. Not people who fluctuate between both.

[MargoChanning]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#10

Posted: 3/20/06 at 8:03pm

There are lots of actors who never perform in musicals who can sing to some extent, but for one reason or another don't or prefer not to. I was surprised a few seasons back to see Swoosie Kurtz and Cherry Jones singing in IMAGINARY FRIENDS (which was a straight play with a few musical interludes). Neither is ready to take on Rose in GYPSY, but they could carry a tune.

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Updated On: 3/21/06 at 08:03 PM

[Enjolras77]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#11

Posted: 3/20/06 at 8:06pm

If they are only ever in straight plays how would we know if they could sing or not anyway?

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[SweetQintheLights]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#12

Posted: 3/20/06 at 8:10pm

What I was saying is what Margo sorta said

"There are lots of actors who never perform in musicals who can sing to some extent, but for one reason or another don't or prefer not to."

My question is: Who acts in a straight play BECAUSE they cannot sing and would not get hired for a musical?

"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

[Kass983]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#13

Posted: 3/20/06 at 8:22pm

How about "who could act in a straight play because we know,(or we think),they couldn't pull off a musical?"--Just another thought.

My vote is for: Jennifer Lopez : )

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[Over_the_Moon]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#14

Posted: 3/20/06 at 8:26pm

It's kind of a silly question... if they can't sing and would not be hired for a musical... obviously they have not been in a musical, and we have not heard them sing...

Aside from all that, maybe they just don't want to do musicals. I have vocal training and perform with four musical ensembles, but I would much rather perform in Much Ado About Nothing than Guys & Dolls.

There's nothing wrong with JUST being a talented actor.

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[melissa errico fan]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#15

Posted: 3/20/06 at 9:01pm

Michael Hayden. He's been in a ton of musicals but can barely carry a tune. I think the reason he keeps getting cast is because he's a brilliant classical actor.
Updated On: 3/20/06 at 09:01 PM

[BSoBW2]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#16

Posted: 3/20/06 at 9:03pm

John Lithgow can carry a tune.
But I wouldn't say he's a singer.

[jasobres]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#17

Posted: 3/20/06 at 9:12pm

Rex Harrison.

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[millie_dillmount]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#18

Posted: 3/20/06 at 9:19pm

Harvey Fierstein

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[millie_dillmount]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#19

Posted: 3/20/06 at 9:19pm

Double post. Sorry.

"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611

Updated On: 3/20/06 at 09:19 PM

[starlight2]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#20

Posted: 3/20/06 at 10:31pm

margo, you are always "right on" and many a day, you "make my day" with your incredible wit and amazing knowledge! thanks!

[adamgreer]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#21

Posted: 3/20/06 at 10:40pm

How about Mary Louise Burke?

She proved in the ITW revival that she simply cannot carry a tune. How she was cast in that show is beyond me. Even on the cast recording you can tell she was lost. And live....I've never seen a conductor have to work so hard to keep everything together (she had no sense of rhythm and kept changing tempos).

[Thesbijean]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#22

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:02pm

John Lithgow

[Elphaba3]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#23

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:06pm

Kendra Kassebaum

[Michael Bennett]

re: Actors and actresses who CANNOT sing#24

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:09pm

I think you'd surprised, as Margo says, who out there CAN carry a tune. Celebs who would surprise you with their vocals:

Cate Blanchett, Gwenyth Paltrow, Jake Gyllenhaal, Heath Ledger (BBM the musical, anyone?) Kim Basinger, Amy Irving, Jennifer Garner, Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise and Jim Carey all sing extremely well.

Two celebs who are known for being tone deaf are Drew Barrymore and Winona Ryder. And I guess you can now add Jenna Elfman to that list.