Adult Themes. Sexual Humor. One Hell of a Holy Man.
Adult Themes. Sexual Humor. One Hell of a Holy Man.
NYCBlonde
Swing Joined: 5/19/08
#1Adult Themes. Sexual Humor. One Hell of a Holy Man.
Posted: 6/21/08 at 1:29am
THE RED PAINTBALL at the MIDTOWN INTERNATIONAL THEATRE FESTIVAL
Childish pranks lead to hanky panky as obedience is measured in steady strokes.
Maxwell Morrison, the maniacal bigot of a principal at Saint Joseph's Christian Academy, attempts to discover which of his students shot him with a paintball gun. However, in the process of his interrogation, he reveals a dirty little secret of his own.
TICKETS: http://www.ticketcentral.com/showdetails2.asp?showid=1766
Dorothy Strelsin Theatre
312 W 36th Street
New York, NY 10018
United States
Tuesday July 15th- 6:30 PM
Thursday July 17th- 8:30 PM
Monday July 21st- 7:00 PM
Wednesday July 30th- 7:00 PM
www.Myspace.com/TheRedPaintball
Midtown International Theatre Festival
Updated On: 6/21/08 at 01:29 AM
OrdinaryJukebox
Featured Actor Joined: 6/7/06
#2re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL
Posted: 6/21/08 at 10:43pm
This show was hysterical at the Strawberry One Act Festival!
IN YOUR FACE kind of humor; totally worth it!!
-Vincent
ALWNYC
Swing Joined: 6/23/08
#3re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL
Posted: 6/24/08 at 7:18pm
Love ya, Vin!
I'm *really* hoping to make it!
Break legs, as always!
- Mike 
NYCBlonde
Swing Joined: 5/19/08
#4re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL
Posted: 6/28/08 at 12:46amOur lead actor always blows the roof of the theatre! He received a Best Actor nomination from The Riant Theatre- no surprises there!
#5re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL
Posted: 6/28/08 at 12:51am
Look!
It's the SHILL PARADE!
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
OrdinaryJukebox
Featured Actor Joined: 6/7/06
#7re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL
Posted: 7/1/08 at 10:22pm
Yes, the shill parade is here!!!
YAY FOR THE SHILL PARADE!
I have no problems!
NYCBlonde
Swing Joined: 5/19/08
#8re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL
Posted: 7/1/08 at 10:27pmShilling- it's a part of any kind of marketing! Here it's just another way to try and get new and exciting shows in the public eye!
#9re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL
Posted: 7/2/08 at 12:06amWell, shilling -- as opposed to legit advertising -- will only turn people here off from your show.
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
#11re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL
Posted: 7/2/08 at 4:06pm
Well, shilling -- as opposed to legit advertising -- will only turn people here off from your show.
I doubt it. This thread is a hell of a lot less annoying than most of the ads on this site. Not to mention, each time you post to it, you are contributing to its exposure. So in a way, you are actually backing the shills.
PS - Shilling is not in violation of board guidelines anyway (not that it really matters since anything can be dubbed "spamming" if the mods so choose), so why do you care?
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#12re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL
Posted: 7/2/08 at 5:44pmWell I'll join the shill parade in progress then. This show has seriously great, witty dialogue rife with delicious pop culture references and humor and an wonderful leading actor. I'm not calling it a shill because it's %100 true.
"This ocean runs more dark and deep than you may think you know...I'll be the fear of the fire at sea."
-Marie Christine
NYCBlonde
Swing Joined: 5/19/08
NYCBlonde
Swing Joined: 5/19/08
#14re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL
Posted: 7/14/08 at 7:59pmOpening night is tomorrow at 6:30pm! Hope to see some New York Theater Appreciators there!
OrdinaryJukebox
Featured Actor Joined: 6/7/06
#14re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL
Posted: 7/14/08 at 10:44pm
New York Theatre Appreciators or people who like to criticize EVERYTHING from behind a computer screen, for no other reason other than they're bored?
Either way, opening will be GREAT!
-Vincent
NYCBlonde
Swing Joined: 5/19/08
#15re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL
Posted: 7/15/08 at 5:31am
Could not have said it better Vincent!
TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE AT THE DOOR!
312 West 36th Street (Between 8th and 9th ave)
Updated On: 7/15/08 at 05:31 AM
#16re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL
Posted: 7/15/08 at 5:45amWhat year was it presented in the Strawberry Festival?
Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all be bigger than life.- Bette Davis
OrdinaryJukebox
Featured Actor Joined: 6/7/06
#17re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL
Posted: 7/15/08 at 11:34am
It was presented in February of 2007 at the Riant Theatre.
-Vincent
#18re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL
Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:02amOK, I knew the title was familiar to me. I also wrote a one act play that was presented in the Strawberry Festival in 2007 and a new show in 2008. Thanks...
Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all be bigger than life.- Bette Davis
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