Adult Themes. Sexual Humor. One Hell of a Holy Man.

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Adult Themes. Sexual Humor. One Hell of a Holy Man.

Posted: 6/21/08 at 1:29am

THE RED PAINTBALL at the MIDTOWN INTERNATIONAL THEATRE FESTIVAL

Childish pranks lead to hanky panky as obedience is measured in steady strokes.

Maxwell Morrison, the maniacal bigot of a principal at Saint Joseph's Christian Academy, attempts to discover which of his students shot him with a paintball gun. However, in the process of his interrogation, he reveals a dirty little secret of his own.

TICKETS: http://www.ticketcentral.com/showdetails2.asp?showid=1766


Dorothy Strelsin Theatre
312 W 36th Street
New York, NY 10018
United States


Tuesday July 15th- 6:30 PM

Thursday July 17th- 8:30 PM

Monday July 21st- 7:00 PM

Wednesday July 30th- 7:00 PM

www.Myspace.com/TheRedPaintball

Updated On: 6/21/08 at 01:29 AM

#2

re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL

Posted: 6/21/08 at 10:43pm

This show was hysterical at the Strawberry One Act Festival!

IN YOUR FACE kind of humor; totally worth it!!

-Vincent

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re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL

Posted: 6/24/08 at 7:14pm

HA- that looks crazy.

#4

re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL

Posted: 6/24/08 at 7:18pm

Love ya, Vin!
I'm *really* hoping to make it!
Break legs, as always!
- Mike

#5

re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL

Posted: 6/28/08 at 12:46am

Our lead actor always blows the roof of the theatre! He received a Best Actor nomination from The Riant Theatre- no surprises there!

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re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL

Posted: 6/28/08 at 12:51am

Look!

It's the SHILL PARADE!

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"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

#7

re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL

Posted: 6/28/08 at 1:04am

haha foster.

#8

re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL

Posted: 7/1/08 at 10:22pm

Yes, the shill parade is here!!!

YAY FOR THE SHILL PARADE!

I have no problems!

#9

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Posted: 7/1/08 at 10:27pm

Shilling- it's a part of any kind of marketing! Here it's just another way to try and get new and exciting shows in the public eye!

#10

re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL

Posted: 7/2/08 at 12:06am

Well, shilling -- as opposed to legit advertising -- will only turn people here off from your show.

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"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

#11

re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL

Posted: 7/2/08 at 4:06pm

Well, shilling -- as opposed to legit advertising -- will only turn people here off from your show.

I doubt it. This thread is a hell of a lot less annoying than most of the ads on this site. Not to mention, each time you post to it, you are contributing to its exposure. So in a way, you are actually backing the shills.

PS - Shilling is not in violation of board guidelines anyway (not that it really matters since anything can be dubbed "spamming" if the mods so choose), so why do you care?

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"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#12

re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL

Posted: 7/2/08 at 5:44pm

Well I'll join the shill parade in progress then. This show has seriously great, witty dialogue rife with delicious pop culture references and humor and an wonderful leading actor. I'm not calling it a shill because it's %100 true.

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"This ocean runs more dark and deep than you may think you know...I'll be the fear of the fire at sea." -Marie Christine

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Posted: 7/5/08 at 5:00pm

Why thank you ;D

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Posted: 7/14/08 at 7:59pm

Opening night is tomorrow at 6:30pm! Hope to see some New York Theater Appreciators there!

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Posted: 7/14/08 at 10:44pm

New York Theatre Appreciators or people who like to criticize EVERYTHING from behind a computer screen, for no other reason other than they're bored?

Either way, opening will be GREAT!

-Vincent

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re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL

Posted: 7/15/08 at 5:31am

Could not have said it better Vincent!

TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE AT THE DOOR!

312 West 36th Street (Between 8th and 9th ave)

Updated On: 7/15/08 at 05:31 AM

#17

re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL

Posted: 7/15/08 at 5:45am

What year was it presented in the Strawberry Festival?

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Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all be bigger than life.- Bette Davis

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re: HELLFIRE! DAMNATION! THE RED PAINTBALL

Posted: 7/15/08 at 11:34am

It was presented in February of 2007 at the Riant Theatre.

-Vincent

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Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:02am

OK, I knew the title was familiar to me. I also wrote a one act play that was presented in the Strawberry Festival in 2007 and a new show in 2008. Thanks...

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Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all be bigger than life.- Bette Davis