I think everyone is forgetting that to star as lead in a film musical nowadays you need not be able to sing a note (i.e., Mamma Mia). The film will be cast with whatever tween stars have international appeal and Morrible will be Merly Streep because she gets EVERY role. If there was a god, Morrible would be played by Chita.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello