If HAIRSPRAY feels it needs to cast someone like Aubrey to increase box office sales, it shouldn't still be open. It's selling great without stunt casting. I mean, please.
"I mean, sitting side by side with another man watching Patti LuPone play Rose in GYPSY on Broadway is essentially the equivalent of having hardcore sex." -Wanna Be A Foster.
"Say 'Goody.' Say 'Bubbi.'" ... "That's it. Exactly as if it were 'Goody.' Now I know you're gonna sing 'Goody' this time, but nevertheless..."