Make sure that your star shines all the time, not just sometimes, or Bernie won't cast you.
"Oh look at the time, three more intelligent plays just closed and THE ADDAMS FAMILY made another million dollars" -Jackie Hoffman, Broadway.com Audience Awards
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!"
-Kermit the frog"I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P."Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu""...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu
After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu
Telsey + Company cast for shows like Wicked, Legally Blonde, Hairspray, the new Spiderman Musical, Catch Me if you Can, The Adams Family...so they are gonna be at the Film, Stage and Showbiz Expo (Free event) for auditions. Everyone who registers has the chance to audition.
Oh...I thought rent boy didn't get the audition info (thats why i explained all of it) now i see he didn't get the picture of the SPAM, which I don't get either