Avenue Q Vegas: Not doing well? — Page 4
Posted: 9/14/05 at 4:05pm
Totally true. I remember when I first saw it, I got my tickets from TKTS and didn't even know how to pronounce John Tartaglia, let alone see a show because he was in it.
Honestly, it took till about the week the Tony nominations came out for Avenue Q to officially become a hit AND recoup it's investment.
The only real concern I have about Q in Vegas is that I might not raise enough money to see it.
Posted: 9/14/05 at 4:15pm
4 weeks?
And then the theater is dark for another 8-16 weeks. No show comes in to replace the show that left, so what is the damn hurry?
Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining about how much theater we get here..if fact, SF has been quite lucky in the last two -three years with some pre-Broadway shows.
But tours?
4 weeks...tops. Unless it's Phantom, which had it claws on the Curran for over five years.
Posted: 9/14/05 at 5:24pm
Posted: 9/14/05 at 5:32pm
On another note though, Lizzie...did you notice on the Best of Broadway site that in order for SF audiences to purchase tickets to LeStat, we have to purchase the subscriber package and see Ring of Fire also??? I don't have money enough to see all 6 shows in that package, nor did I want to. I merely wanted to see LeStat and possibly "The Swan". Does this seem fair to SF audiences?
Posted: 9/14/05 at 7:56pm
Posted: 9/14/05 at 9:25pm
Apparently Les Miz was considering going to the Orpheum this time around, but because of Wicked, they stuck to the Curran.
Posted: 9/14/05 at 11:31pm
So order carefully, invite them in, then you get them in there and they're all milling about and chewing and you kind of mingle with them and you say things to them like, "Hey, how are you enjoying your free pizza there?" and "Been keeping out of trouble? Did you get enough to eat? Have you tried it with grated parmesan that we have in those oblong shakers, you have to hit those from the bottom?" and that kind of thing.
When people are sort of full, you have the lights go out and you have one of the puppets from the show, the one that is essentially Cookie Monster, whatever that one is, and you have him go, "Pizza! PIZZA!" just like Animal from the Muppets, but make his voice not exactly like Animal's so as to avoid copyright issues. And then you have some official human person get up and say, "Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls, we hope you've enjoyed the delicious free pizza that we went to a lot of trouble to buy for you, how about that pineapple and ham, exotic huh?" At that point get somebody else on the payroll to start a spontaneous round of applause.
Then say, "Hey puppet," I can't remember what that one's name is, but the one that's basically Cookie Monster still, "What do YOU do for a living?" and have him go, "I am an actor singer dancer!" Then the human goes "Topless," and then he goes, "No, I have a head." Then have the staff member start laughing which will make others laugh.
THEN you have him say, "No, but seriously, I'm in this one show and it's really funny and you should definitely all buy tickets to see it because we went to all the trouble to buy you pizza." Then you have a puff of smoke and a little mini explosion and the lights go out and come right back on and the smoke clears and there's no sign of that puppet but there is a box office right there. And you kind of make people walk right up to the box office to get out. You could even add a two dollar surcharge to pay for the pizza, just call it a theater restoration charge.
And THAT is how you build the Avegas Q audience: FREE PIZZA.
Best wishes,
FindingNamo
Posted: 9/14/05 at 11:46pm
I ordered our tickets about a week ago and we've got 16th row, dead center, for the 10pm show because that's the best we could get...not bad for a show that's allegedly "failing miserably" (yeahright). I don't know if John and/or Rick will be at that show and to be honest, it won't matter to us...we've seen them in NY (John twice) and I have no doubts that whoever they've casted will be terrific. Seeing one or both of them would be icing on the cake, but even if we find out what time who is working ahead of time, I'm not 100% sure we'll try to switch if it turns out they're playing the earlier show.
As for "why see it in Vegas when I could see it in NY"...it's going to be interesting to see how different performers put subtle changes into the roles...and how they changed a little of the script to reflect Vegas instead of NY. It's going to be a nice change of pace for what has turned out to be my #1 all-time favorite Broadway show.
Speaking of which....will we EVER get to see a CD or DVD of "Avenue Q Swings!"???
-Sharon-
Orlando FL
Posted: 9/15/05 at 12:19am
Personally, I think they should give them pizza.
Posted: 9/15/05 at 9:05am
Trekkie is the name you were searching for.
Trekkie should hand out condoms and say the "Internet is for Porn"
Forget the pizza.
Ha ha.
PS: It is sin city after all!
FYI- Please don't piss off Jeff Whitty.
Besides, Vegas wont have NY Style pizza. Besides, Little Caesar might sue.
Trekkie could hand out condoms while Lucy the Slut gives lap dances.
Kate Monster would be disgusted with this idea.
Ciao.
Updated On: 9/15/05 at 09:05 AM
Posted: 9/15/05 at 9:20am
Second of all, I really do think pizza is the way to go. I've come up with this awesome idea to help build the audience of Avegas Q, and it's relatively cheap and it's pretty much guaranteed to draw people in. Maybe some of those Crazy Bread dipping sticks and sauce would be good too. And just bowls of sauce for people like you, Corine, who are avoiding carbs. That Cookie Monster guy could go, "Crustless Pizza, YAH!!!!"
It would be awesome.
Posted: 9/15/05 at 10:11am
Safe sex is always a good message!
Pizza is fattening fattening.
Come on, a lap dance from Lucy will be the way to go.
They could also have Ricky doing lap dances.
Ricky and Lucy and Trekkie could be waving dollars.
Hee hee!
Oh, and they could have a dollar bucket to raise funds for Katrina victims.
Updated On: 9/15/05 at 10:11 AM
Posted: 9/15/05 at 11:29am
Posted: 9/15/05 at 11:42am
Kate is forever on a diet. You think she would touch pizza?
But if they put out a platter of all you can eat "Shrimp", watch out.
Interview with Kate Monster:
https://www.corinescorner.com/single_puppet_looking_for_love.htm
Updated On: 9/15/05 at 11:42 AM
Posted: 9/15/05 at 5:16pm
And pizza would be good for both.
Posted: 9/15/05 at 5:34pm
I saw a woman with cameltoe...actually, I saw MANY women with cameltoe...but this one was special. She was sporting leather pants.
Do you realize how tight those pants have to be (not to mention the actual size of this woman's vagina) in order to produce a cameltoe under such conditions.
Had I been eating pizza, I might have missed it.
Posted: 9/15/05 at 5:45pm
Posted: 9/15/05 at 5:51pm
Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:05pm
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:08pm
And Namonettikins,
It was not to get traffic to my site. It was to highlight Stephanie and Kate.
OY VEY!
https://www.avenueq.com
Correction: I also want to see a new upcoming show in Vegas called Peep Show.
Updated On: 9/15/05 at 06:08 PM
Posted: 9/15/05 at 7:23pm
And speaking of pizza, does anybody know if the powers that be at Avegas Q have decided to use my idea to get some warm bodies in the audience?
Posted: 9/15/05 at 11:03pm
The Peep show I want to see has not been seen.
More on that to follow around Oct 1st.
Namonette sweetie,
Here is a place for you to try.
Ever try Two Boots?
Those boots were made for walking.
How about shrimp pizza?
Updated On: 9/19/05 at 11:03 PM
Posted: 9/15/05 at 11:33pm
But as the Avegas Q version of Cookie Monster could sing at the Pizza Party to Lure in Customers:
P is for Pizza, that's good enough for me
P is for Pizza, that's good enough for me
P is for Pizza, that's good enough for me
Oh Pizza, Pizza, Pizza starts with P
A round pizza with a breadstick on the side looks like a P
A round pizza with a breadstick on the side looks like a P
But it is not as good as a Pizza
Oh, and the moon sometimes looks like a pizza,
But you can't eat that!
So, P is for Pizza, that's good enough for me
P is for Pizza, that's good enough for me
P is for Pizza, that's good enough for me
Oh, Pizza, Pizza, Pizza starts with P
Updated On: 9/15/05 at 11:33 PM
Posted: 9/15/05 at 11:51pm
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