I really think they need to take my advice and have a big giant free pizza party, buffet style. It is a known fact that people in Las Vegas LOVE buffets. So you get out on the street and you say things like, "Hey, come on inside for free pizza, it's totally free, there is no catch!" Maybe have some with pineapple and ham on it since apparently, if what the other people in this thread are saying is true, there are a lot of foreigners who go there. Something exotic like pineapple and ham would certinaly draw the foreigners. But don't over-order that style, it could backfire. Once all the plain cheese ones and pepperoni ones are gone and people are still coming in and they're starving because you put the idea of pizza in their heads and all that's left is pineapple and ham they could get really upset and maybe throw things.
So order carefully, invite them in, then you get them in there and they're all milling about and chewing and you kind of mingle with them and you say things to them like, "Hey, how are you enjoying your free pizza there?" and "Been keeping out of trouble? Did you get enough to eat? Have you tried it with grated parmesan that we have in those oblong shakers, you have to hit those from the bottom?" and that kind of thing.
When people are sort of full, you have the lights go out and you have one of the puppets from the show, the one that is essentially Cookie Monster, whatever that one is, and you have him go, "Pizza! PIZZA!" just like Animal from the Muppets, but make his voice not exactly like Animal's so as to avoid copyright issues. And then you have some official human person get up and say, "Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls, we hope you've enjoyed the delicious free pizza that we went to a lot of trouble to buy for you, how about that pineapple and ham, exotic huh?" At that point get somebody else on the payroll to start a spontaneous round of applause.
Then say, "Hey puppet," I can't remember what that one's name is, but the one that's basically Cookie Monster still, "What do YOU do for a living?" and have him go, "I am an actor singer dancer!" Then the human goes "Topless," and then he goes, "No, I have a head." Then have the staff member start laughing which will make others laugh.
THEN you have him say, "No, but seriously, I'm in this one show and it's really funny and you should definitely all buy tickets to see it because we went to all the trouble to buy you pizza." Then you have a puff of smoke and a little mini explosion and the lights go out and come right back on and the smoke clears and there's no sign of that puppet but there is a box office right there. And you kind of make people walk right up to the box office to get out. You could even add a two dollar surcharge to pay for the pizza, just call it a theater restoration charge.
And THAT is how you build the Avegas Q audience: FREE PIZZA.
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