Currently mine is:
" "Despite being in my early 20's I've yet to get a drivers' licence because the DMV doesn't accept, "I am a leaf on the wind" as a valid excuse for the two cars you side-wiped while attempting to find out if a Honda Civic was capable of more that 97 mph. "
Firefly fans have the best stories :) "
If only you could know the things I long to say... if only I could tell you what I'm dieing to convey...